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"Taste the Derek"

Laugh and the world laughs with you........ Fart and you stand alone

About Me

Hmmmmmm well there is no REAL description of this wacked out mess a craziness that some beautiful lady created with a little tush pushin.... so If you dare to submit yourself to this Canadian kid, I have nuthin but mad punk rock points for ya...eh
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My Interests

snowboarding, skateing, MUSIC, drums ,MMA, Mua Tai Kickboxing, Ju Jitsu, guitar, surfing,skimboarding, moto, bein a dork, acting half my age, Iam pretty much down for whatever from extreme sports to a relaxing evening enjoying nature somewere ...

I'd like to meet:

Mi BONITA FAMILIA!!!!!!Cant get enough of em! People that I dont have to "censor myself" around and can laugh at my stupidness.Also---People that want to give me money.

Music:

AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL kinds mostly punk recently, metal , hip hop,rap, old school classic rock , jazz, big band, 80s Recent listening material: Guttermouth, Vandals, AFI, Bad Religion, Stumble, System of a down, Lagwagon, Anti-Flag, E-40, Brotha-Lynch, BEastie booooooooooooooooys,Pennywise, Face to Face, 311, E town concrete, Santana, Lad Zepelin, Pantera,Bob Marley,Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Descendents, NOFX, Sublime, Our random jamsession sets, Music is great Iam an open book when it comes to it.....

Movies:

wow thats a hard one to pin, depends on the time and mood. Down for anything from Comedy , Action, Drama (to a point), Sci Fi, documentarys, independent films, snowboarding films, etc............

Television:

Chappele SHow Rocks.... Futurama.....Family Guy...Viva La bam.... Wild Boys,,,,,, South Park......MTV Reality shows (yes I know, I find em FUNNY).... Simpsons...ANY show on FUEL TV......Cribs........Random TLC documentarys.......whatever grabs my attention and isnt depressing drama ......PADRES and CHARGERS GAMES BABY!!!!! (if Iam not there)

Books:

lets see..... Snowboard Magazines, Snowboard Magazines, Snowboard Magazines , Oh and most of all Snowboard Magazines.... ITS ALMOST WINTER!!!!!!.... SCRATCH THAT!!!! WINTER IS HERE AND ALMOST GONE!!!! Get you monkey ass out there and RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

The guy that stocks the Toilet Paper at Public Restrooms at the Beaches...Heres to you Bro! *tips glass*Derek Ruler of the people : TeutonicLife is never dull with your adventurous and restless spirit. You are always on the move and seeking a new challenge to pit your wits against. Being in touch with nature you love the outdoors. You have keen intuition and a desire for knowledge and you can be something of a crusader. When you apply discipline and tenacity to your energetic mind then leadership positions are easily available to you.
D Dignified
E Exquisite
R Refreshing
E Earthy
K Keen

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Recent Naked Pics

Booyaka Booyaka! Arent you quite the little Cyber Perv there!!!????? ...
Posted by "Taste the Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sex Signs

Your Sex sign is Scorpio..... If youve Done it....Youve Aced it! Your a Totall Sex Master..Up for almost ANYTHING , ANYTIME. Your great at Talking Dirty and Getting Down The Catch.... you never s...
Posted by "Taste the Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST