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Jelly Bean

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Neil Gaiman, Iggy Pop, Dali, David Bowie, Jim Hensen, Richard F. Gilberg, Sam Keith, Freedom, James Spader, Harry Potter, Doom, Tony Gaddis, Nick_13, my two dads....

Music:

The Animals, The Violent Femmes, Tori Amos, Bread, Garbage, Nick Drake, They Might be Giants, John Denver, The New Pornographers, Bob Dylan, Blur, RadioHead, The Meteors, The Postal Service, The Three O'Clock, Reverend Horton Heat, ELO, The Smiths, The Independents, Otis Redding, Rufus Wainwright, Weezer (even though they suck), Pavement, Beck, Public Enemy, The American Plague, Smashing Pumpkins, The get up kids, The Who, , Faith No More, The Jam, The Replacements, The Doors, smackin' isaiah(a wilhelm scream), Jim Croce, Neil Diamond, The MC5, Iggy Pop and the Stooges (cause I wanna be your dog), Johnny Cash, Cheap Trick, Tiger Army, Pete Yorn, BloodHound Gang, Wico, NIN, Tool, Jimi Hendrix, Perfect Circle, GutterMouth, Tom Petty, a-ha, Deftones, James Taylor, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, The Misfits, Aretha Franklin, Bush, Gin Blossoms, The Queers, Van Morrison, Ramones, Air Supply, Miles Davis, Fiona Apple, CCR, Operation Ivy, RHCP, The Clash, Social Distortion, Werid Al, Flogging Molly, Donovon, GWAR, The Band, The donnas, The Rolling Stones, Pixies, The Beatles, billy Idol, Depech Mode, and The Black Keys

Movies:

Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dr. Strangelove, I Heart Huckabees, Fight Club, Half Baked, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tennenbaums, Donnie Darko, Spaceballs, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Blade Runner, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kill Bill volume one, Kill Bill volume two, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Predator, Soylent Green, High Fidelity, Pumpkinhead, Naked Lunch, Heathers, The Fifth Element, Cannibal! The Musical, Bringing Out the Dead, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, The Boondock Saints, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Natural Born Killers, Snow White - A Tale of Terror, Zoolander, Cowboy Bebop Movie, Friday, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Monty Python Holy Grail, Monty Python anything..., Phantom of the Opera, Clerks, The Warriors

Television:

70's show, X-files, X-Play, The Maxx, Cowboy bebop, Family Guy, King of the Hill, The Fairly Oddparents, mr. show, Inuyasha, Attack of the show, ScreenSavers, Futurama, You can't do that on television, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, The Muppet Show, Daria, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Arrested Development (even though its gone now), numbers (cause math is as hot as it gets)

Books:

The Sandman Series, Clan of the Cave Bear, American Psycho, Slaughterhouse-Five, 1984, Cat's Cradle, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Queen of the damned, Flatland: a romance of many dimesions, Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, Welcome to the Monkey house, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, starting out with C++

Heroes:



My Blog

Car Woes

Today I got a letter from small claims court telling me that they were unable to give Mr. Walker the certified letter telling him about us suing his ass. Mr. Walker was the jerk who hit Aaron's car on...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:42:00 PST

Verizon can suck it!

So I got the new Mint Chocolate phone for Valentine's day (oh Aaron you are the best) and I was trying to update all the silly software that goes with it... only to find out that (and I already knew t...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST

invisible touch

after reading one of the greatest books ever written (right after "a tree grows in brooklyn") "american psycho"... do you find yourself looking at the genesis albums in a different light...I found mys...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

Abortion Restriction...

Abortion Restriction Bill Approved A bill that would place another requirement on doctors who do abortions in South Dakota was passed Monday by the state House of Representatives. The meas...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:05:00 PST

Predator for Governor

The wound's all fused, cauterized. What the hell could have done this to a man? When you watch the awesomeness of Predator, did you ever think that Arnold or Jesse would become governor? No, but who i...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST

South Dakota, a place where dreams come true.

Why must I live in such a conservative state? Everyday, I pass a sign telling people to vote for yes for section 6. Section 6 is the law to make abortion illegal in the state of South Dakota. This law...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

Debunking Marriage Rumors

I am now releasing the information about Aaron and I.For the 5 months Aaron and I have been dating, we had decided that socially marriage is the only utlimate proof of our love. Aaron being old fashio...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST

time travel

the reason that time travel doesn't exist is because who ever invents it has to go back and stop themselves from inventing it because they fucked up something and then make sure it doesn't happen agai...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:11:00 PST

The Minivan, why do I hate thee so?

 I dont know what brought along this deep hate for the minivan. I only know that every time Im on the highway I run into them. I have gotten used to the worthless deathtrap of the SUV, but the mi...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:01:00 PST

Man-Thing Please!!!

Movies, movies, movies I am so tired of crappy movies coming out When was the last time you saw a good movie? This constant trend of making movies out of books or comics is getting on my nerves. Why, ...
Posted by Jelly Bean on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:41:00 PST