"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better." - Mae West
"All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it." - Samuel Butler
"Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals." -Pierre de Beaumarchais
"I know the difference between a sadist and masochist... but you're going to have to beat it out of me." - Scott Leiter
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." -Mae West
"Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life." -Marquis de Sade
"Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds." -Susan Sontag