Lay her down in her gingerbread coffin.
She's so pretty, all laid out in white.
01. I like waking up with just enough time to get ready before sunset.
02. I hate when I wake up before sunrise.
03. Sometimes, I am too lazy to eat.
04. I get stoked over stupid shit.
05. I never finish anything properly.
06. I'm not as cool as some people think I am.
07. I really do talk to a stuffed bunny named Bunny.
08. My hair is annoying.
09. I have been known to have some anxiety attacks; you don't want to be there when it happens.
10. My favorite pair of jeans is three years old and they have six holes in them. I love them just the same.
11. I'll try any kind of food.
12. I hate all cats except for Edward Ghost.
13. I fall asleep only on my right side.
14. I never buy CDs.
15. If you think I seem exciting, I'll save you the disappointment and let you know I'm quite boring.
16. I feel really awkward if I shower in someone else's house.
17. I say, "Bless you," when animals sneeze.
18. I mumble 80% of the time that I talk.
19. I make up percentages that are bullshit so that I look like I know what I'm saying.
20. After I wake up, I like to lie in bed and decide what I'll do that day. Unfortunately, by the time I actually get out of bed, I'm too lazy to do it.
21. I had a big ol' white cat until I was ten years old.
22. I've written in a notebook since I was eight years old.
23. I'm slightly allergic to chocolate.
24. I love my daddy even though we have a terrible relationship.
25. I miss making mixed tapes.
26. I am good at saving money, until I spend the first dollar.
27. I am an excessive reader.
28. I am bad at meeting new people on my own.
29. My favorite word is "bizarre".
30. My favorite word to call someone is "cunt". Everyone is a cunt.
31. I never get sick, but use it as an excuse not to do something.
32. My days are longer than 24 hours, 32 at least.
33. I hate talking via the inter-web, yet, I am usually online.
34. Myspace is a place for friends, not to get friends, yah morons.
35. I want to be a muse to someone and teach him or her something important.
36. When I like a song, I’ll listen to it a million times, then never again.
37. I fidget. It's hardly noticeable, but I always have to be fidgeting.
38. When I like a song, I have to read the lyrics and understand it fully or else it bugs me.
39. Fix you by Coldplay makes me cry every time I listen to it.
40. I sleep with my eyes open.
41. I was asked if I actually had a prescription for my glasses, once. Why else would I? Honestly, tell me why.
42. I like to wear boy's clothes.
43. I also like to make my own clothes and alter things.
44. I own a three-headed lamb.
45. The Calling is my guilty pleasure.
46. I once set my stove on fire while cooking bacon. Needless to say, don't eat anything I cook.
47. I make lists of/for everything. At least three a day. And they must always be in tens. If they're not, it's clearly not a proper list.
48. I care too much.
49. For the most part, Brand New writes my favorite lyrics. They're actually really clever and sometimes if you hear the right line at the right time, it's completely eye opening.
50. I will never love anything as much as I love Bunny.
51. I hate typical girls: seventeen reading, gossiping, shoe obsessed, overdramatic, dense, and disgusting girls.
52. I've cut down to two cups of coffee per day.
53. I love fixing things.
54. My favorite song of all time is Marquee Girl by Pencey Prep.
55. I make accounts on online communities (such as myspace) when I’m bored and never use them again. Myspace is the only one I actually use.
56. I am a perfectionist about creative projects. Nothing else matters as long as it gets done.
57. I hate drinking, but I do it just the same.
58. I get annoyed at everything when I feel ugly.
59. Coke tastes better at Leslie's house.
60. I obsess over things, and then get bored with them.
61. I'm always watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
62. I say my favorite movie is Edward Scissorhands because it was for so long it's almost a habit.
63. My actual favorite movie is Natural Born Killers.
64. I don't care about politics at all.
65. I hate any physical exertion unless it is in the form of throwing my body at another sweaty Lady. This is also known as rugby.
66. I am a dork at heart.
67. Vanilla Lattes are my drink of choice.
68. I am afraid of needles. Not the putting holes through you kind, but the sucking or injecting things kind. They're disgusting and creepy and they make me faint. I just don't like them.
69. My first "kiss" was in a tube slide. I was six years old. His name was Alex.
70. I am easily influenced and persuaded and tend to crack under pressure. Please don't take advantage of me.
71. I make the most amazing chocolate chip cookies. But refer to number 46. I just don't like sharing my cookies.
72. I am bad with remembering names.
73. I always think last year was better every year.
74. If I were born four years earlier, or two years later, I would have been born on 666.
75. Because of this, I am not the antichrist, so stop asking.
76. I love to learn useless information and facts; everyone asks me everything all the time.
77. I make mental notes of little habits and body language tendencies that my friends have.
78. I stop drawing at random because I am easily discouraged.
80. I tend to be very bitter about more than friends relationships.
81. I try things even though I know I suck at them.
82. I am horrible at just about everything that takes patience and precision, but don't care.
83. If it's not going to be some sort of relationship, there is absolutely no point.
84. My dog Goober, formally known as Scooter, looks like an overgrown hamster.
85. I am a grammar freak. That "MSN slang" disgusts me.
86. Oddly enough, I'm terrible at spelling.
87. I have to wear eyeliner all the time, I feel like I look funny without it.
88. I enjoy classic horror themes, such as, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies etc.
89. My favorite number is thirteen. Not because it's "so cool", but because if you write the one and the three really close together it looks like the letter 'B'. What other number does that?!
90. I'm always paranoid about something. I swear there's a lurker somewhere.
91. I have the strangest sense of humor. It's a mix of sarcasm, puns, innuendoes and anything sexual. What some may find disgusting and unsettling is often a laugh.
92. I like listening to Halloween music. No matter what time of year it is, it's always Halloween.
93. I need to have "Vicki alone time" or I’ll go crazy.
94. The sound of music boxes is delightful.
95. I never get a good night’s sleep because I have a habit of waking up several times to check the clock.
96. I try to make everyone happy, even though I mostly just make things worse.
97. I use the "
98. From reading this, one might assume they know me. I don't allow just anyone to know the real me. Guess you know just as much as the next passer-byer: not a thing.
99. No 100, you only get 99. Refer to number 5. But it bothers me even more than one would imagine (see number 47).
Vicki doesn't like a lot of people. She likes things that are of interest her, things that interest others that are of interest to her and things that may possibly become of interest.
Their band is better than yours.
