[Marital Status] haha like i'm that stupid
[Shoe size] my dick is huge
[Parents still together] just barely amazing isn't it
[Siblings] i think so
[Pets] my penis and some ocassional chat trim
FAVORITES
[Color] the one that gets me in your pants girl
[Number] 69 but did you realy have to ask
[Animal] beavers, kittens, snappers, and any other animal name that can be substituted for the word pussy
[Drinks] the kind that fuck me up
[Soda] the kind that's mixed with the shit that fucks me up
[Book] the kind with nude girls in them
[Flower] the kind that gets me in your pants girl
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] i'm bald damn you both heads lol
[Twirl your hair?] once agian yea blow me
[Have tattoos?] duh it is my hobby
[Have Piercings?] i realy hate the guy that made this survey
[Cheat on tests/homework?] i'll do anything for a dolla
[Drink/Smoke?] i drink because god tells me to
[Like roller coasters?] ummm i like furburgers
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] ummm yea there hotter pussy in the southern states and because of the climate they wear less clothes
[Want more piercings?] i wanna pierce pussy with my penis
[Like cleaning?] yea clit with my tounge
[Write in cursive or print?] 3m ta3
[Own a web cam?] sure
[Know how to drive?] yea but not leagaly
[Own a cell phone?] who doesn't
[Ever get off the damn computer?] i think i did once
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] lol i rule that shit
[Considered a life of crime?] yea but they caught me
[Considered being a hooker?] no but i want to own a few
[Lied to someone?] i yes i said my dick was 8 inches ... it's realy 9 and a half
[Been in love?] i thought so
[Made out with JUST a friend?] several times but she wanted me to do it
[Been in lust?] the vagina made me do it
[Used someone] i have never had the crabs and i sure don't want them again
[Been used?] oh yea bitches don't understand that the wiener is attached
[Been cheated on?] yea skank ass hos go douche bitches
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no i think an elbow was involved eh stick?
[Stolen anything?] actualy let me exsplain myself ...
[Held a gun] they make my peepee go the doing doing doing
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] presently naked
[Current mood] well judging by jr. lol
[Current taste] the awesome burnt ash flavor of copehaghen it's the breakfast of champions
[What you currently smell like] fuck i better go wash my nuts
[Current hair] once agian you mention hair again wise ass and you'll be sorry
[Current thing I ought to be doing] ?????? A HOT CHICK
[Current cd in stereo] M&d bargains stole my stereo
[Last book you read] the black hole ... funny it was't about what i hoped
[Last movie you saw] most likely a porn ... actualy i think it was.
[Last thing you ate] shoulda been some snapper
[Last person you talked to on the phone] 1-800-somefatbitchpretendingtobehottostealmymoney
[Do drugs?] if pussy is a drug then count me in
[Believe there is life on other planets?] god i hope so so my boy stick might finaly get some pussy
Remember your first love?] no but i bet she remembers me
[Still love him/her?] ahhhhhh no she's a slut ... wait a minute what's her number agian
[Read the newspaper?] i'm not stupid enough to pay for internet and buy the paper so i just read pc screens
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yea but wished i didn't
[Believe in miracles?] if a hot chick dropped her pants and sat on sticks face right now then i would believe
[Do well in school?] sure thing
[Wear hats] spun to the back, that also how i get to the bootay
[Hate yourself?] no but my other personalities do
[Have an obsession?] dude i've only said pussy 132 times stop making me type it cuz it's not gonna make it magicaly apear
[Collect anything?] swords, guns, and other guys bitches cuz they're too stupid to keep them
[Have a best friend?] yup yup
[Close friends?] sure
[Like your handwriting?] OO=============D suck it
[Care about looks] i care about boob size small are great... who am i kidding i except all sizes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] that one chick and her mom and sisters and most of her friends.... AND STICKS' MOM
[First kiss] is a blow job considered a kiss?
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] it's possible
[Do you believe in "the one?"] i am he and he is me
[Are you a tease?] dude if you're tryin to hit on me i'll rip your dick off and shove it down your throat
[Too shy to make the first move?] i got all the moves baby
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] i mostly dream about killing the guy that made this survey
[Bitch/Asshole] i damn sure ain't no bitch and the other is debateable
[sarcastic] are you reading this???????????
[Angel] <---- wasn't she the slut stripper at club millenium
[Devil] <---- he fears me
[Shy] fuck no
[Talkative] sure thing
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