I wake up every morning, get ready and go to a job that doesn't exist. I pretend that I work, which really helps me out mentally. I have a background in janitorial services and I can't spell to save my life.
Really laid back (due to fantasy life), try not to let the bad things in life bother me ( I live in CA, like thats possible), enjoy the company of friends and family, outdoor activities are always nice, avoid confrontation, try to make my surroundings as pleasant as possible and I try to lead by example.
Listen to me so you can have the great life I enjoy. Kids, let me pass on my wise words to you:
- Drop out of School (this way you won't have to worry about getting a job)
- Do lots of drugs ( This is good for your memory)
- Always carry a weapon (It was self-defense officer)
- GAMBLE (easiest way to make a living, ALL IN!)
- Don't listen to your parents (What do they know, they've only been around twice as long as you have)
If you take any of my words to heart you are a complete MORON!
