My wife and son, computers, videogames (Wii), photography, LAN parties, paintball, music, movies, cartoons (old cartoons especially - Tom & Jerry, Droopy - the Tex Avery type stuff), Law and Order: SVU, the ritualistic annihilation of the Indonesian stink badger, UFIA, hot sauce.
Attourney Jack Thompson, so I can brutally violate the man with an NES cartridge for the sheer amount of douche-baggery he has unleased upon the world.
Ill Nino, Taproot, Gorillaz, Millencolin, My Chemical Romance, Adema, Tool, Pearl Jam, mc chris, Beastie Boys, Stone Sour, Motograter, Atom And His Package, Squarepusher, NOFX, Kidneythieves, AK1200, The Crystal Method, Whole Wheat Bread, Lagwagon, Dead Kennedys, Pennywise, Lacuna Coil, Aphex Twin, Bad Religion, (hed)PE, Hot Water Music, Dry Kill Logic, Propellerheads, God Lives Underwater, System of a Down, Modest Mouse, Spineshank, Operation Ivy, Celldweller, MXPX, Earshot, Deftones, Goldfinger, A Perfect Circle, The Living End, Del The Funky Homosapien, and so, so many more...
Tied for all time fav - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Band of Brothers. Other favs - Star Wars, LOTR, The Transporter, Unleashed, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Clerks, Pi, Fight Club, Tears of the Sun, Equilibrium, Last of the Mohicans, Braveheart, just to name a few.
Cartoons (including but not limited to - Tom and Jerry, Droopy, Anything Loony Tunes, Invader Zim, Futurama, Family Guy, ATHF, Ren & Stimpy, The Simpsons, The Boondocks). Modern Marvels. Law and Order SVU. LOST. MXC. The Shield. Monk. Greys Anatomy. Really bad late-night infommercials. I fucking HATE reality TV.
Tom Clancy type stuff, Jhonen Vasquez comics, Calvin and Hobbes.
My dad, and whoever it was that invented the popsicles that come in the little plastic tubes. Both men rock in an indescribable amount of ways.