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Sneeko

No good.

About Me

I'm 28 years old. I am currently living in Roanoke Rapids, NC. I am married to a high school English teacher - my wife's name is Wendy. I have a 1 year old son named Elliott, He is beyond awesome. I also have have 3 mentally deficient cats, and a dog named Luigi.

My day job is being 1/4 of the IT department for a company called Coastal Lumber Company down here in NC. I am an IRC junkie. I am into pretty much any sort of tech toys I can get my hands on. Rum is my drink of choice.

I generally dislike the majority of the mouth-breathing hillbillies and whatnot I have to put up with where I live.

My once vivid and bizzare sense of humor is slowly being beaten into submission/crushed/sucked dry due to my surroundings. (see the aforementioned mouth-breathing hillbillies)

My Interests

My wife and son, computers, videogames (Wii), photography, LAN parties, paintball, music, movies, cartoons (old cartoons especially - Tom & Jerry, Droopy - the Tex Avery type stuff), Law and Order: SVU, the ritualistic annihilation of the Indonesian stink badger, UFIA, hot sauce.

I'd like to meet:

Attourney Jack Thompson, so I can brutally violate the man with an NES cartridge for the sheer amount of douche-baggery he has unleased upon the world.

Music:

Ill Nino, Taproot, Gorillaz, Millencolin, My Chemical Romance, Adema, Tool, Pearl Jam, mc chris, Beastie Boys, Stone Sour, Motograter, Atom And His Package, Squarepusher, NOFX, Kidneythieves, AK1200, The Crystal Method, Whole Wheat Bread, Lagwagon, Dead Kennedys, Pennywise, Lacuna Coil, Aphex Twin, Bad Religion, (hed)PE, Hot Water Music, Dry Kill Logic, Propellerheads, God Lives Underwater, System of a Down, Modest Mouse, Spineshank, Operation Ivy, Celldweller, MXPX, Earshot, Deftones, Goldfinger, A Perfect Circle, The Living End, Del The Funky Homosapien, and so, so many more...

Movies:

Tied for all time fav - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Band of Brothers. Other favs - Star Wars, LOTR, The Transporter, Unleashed, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Clerks, Pi, Fight Club, Tears of the Sun, Equilibrium, Last of the Mohicans, Braveheart, just to name a few.

Television:

Cartoons (including but not limited to - Tom and Jerry, Droopy, Anything Loony Tunes, Invader Zim, Futurama, Family Guy, ATHF, Ren & Stimpy, The Simpsons, The Boondocks). Modern Marvels. Law and Order SVU. LOST. MXC. The Shield. Monk. Greys Anatomy. Really bad late-night infommercials. I fucking HATE reality TV.

Books:

Tom Clancy type stuff, Jhonen Vasquez comics, Calvin and Hobbes.

Heroes:

My dad, and whoever it was that invented the popsicles that come in the little plastic tubes. Both men rock in an indescribable amount of ways.

My Blog

OMG WTF E3

I. AM. GOING. TO. FUCKING. E3.Yes, thats right. Come May 9th, I am going to Los Angeles for the biggest goddamned videogame mecca in the known universe - E3. Its completely, 100% official. My boss and...
Posted by Sneeko on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST

Deteriorating Mental Health

Things are conspiring against me and my mental health. Currently, its this damn work computer of mine. Quickbooks is being autistic, Firefox is trying to commit suicide, Trillian is being anti-social,...
Posted by Sneeko on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:27:00 PST

Olympics.

I normally could not care less about sports in general. So why is it then, that when the Olympics come on every other year, I sit there glued to the TV like rainman on wapner? Im not sure what it is, ...
Posted by Sneeko on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:33:00 PST

Drunking is fun!

So, yeah. I just recently returned home from a "company meeting." This "company meeting" consisted of 10 minutes of actual meeting, and 45 miniutes of eating, and 3 hours of drinking (and playing Call...
Posted by Sneeko on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:41:00 PST

I traded my soul for a taco. Mmmm.... tacos....

So here it is, approx. quarter to four in the morning. I'm sitting here buck-ass nekkid, eating this popsicle like it sustains my very life. (ed. note - only one of the preceeding statements is true -...
Posted by Sneeko on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:02:00 PST