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Hitchhiker

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About Me

I'm gonna learn to play the guitar!

My Interests

Photography, camping, concerts, fishing, anything outdoors, eating Christina and Scott's yummy food, learning how to cook by Christina and Scott's yummy food. Bourbon, Going to the shooting range, burnt cheese, canoeing with Christopher Walken, making fun of myself, dreams about mummies asking me for seed and sod started fertilizer, wonderfully sinful thoughts, frogs, aspiring to become a Pirate, saying things and then realizing how it sounds, I want to carry a blow torch with me wherever I go (to burn cheese of course), football, being surprised....

I'd like to meet:

Terry Gilliam and screenwriters. I need to pick their brains. Not like zombies pick brains, as in questions about screenwriting. Oooooh and a leprechaun. They seem like such joyous people. I'd carry them around if it wasn't offensive to them. Does anyone actually know a leprechaun?Saturday Night Live - Meet the Family
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Music:


System of a Down, The Black Keys, Modest Mouse, White Stripes, Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Tom Petty, Jethro Tull, The Cult, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan... more....

Movies:

The Big Lebowski (anything Coen brothers), Shaun of the dead, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Village, Lady in the Water, Spiderman 1 & 2, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Adaptation (Spike Jones movies), Eternal Sunshine, Garden State, The Royal Tenenbaums (gotta love Wes Anderson) The Princess Bride, LOTR, Fear and Loathing (anything Gilliam), Tim Burton movies, Tarantino movies, Fight Club, Lost in Translation, 28 Days Later, Braveheart, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Donnie Darko, The Lost Boys and more...

Television:

24, that's it... I'm not into TV

Books:

The Way of the Wizard, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty....

Heroes:

The Moon and The Sun, Clouds too. CURRENT MOON lunar phases

My Blog

Spoiler Alert! The Happening

Why didn't I come up with this?  I deal with neurotoxins derived from plants everyday.  I've even had customers say.  "Well I sprayed them with your product and they ran around in circl...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:22:00 PST

Strange Dream

Last night I dreamt that I was in a huge flooring warehouse with a giant black carpeted wall.  There were people unrolling this roll of brown carpet that had to be at least 40 feet wide.  I ...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:12:00 PST

K. Thanks

Yes, things could always be worse.  But in the meantime.  Grrrrr, Ugggg, No, Grrrrrr, Uggggggg, Why, and one more Grrrrrrrr.  Oh, lets not forget... Figures, because, well...  Luck...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:17:00 PST

Life or Work

While I have 20 seconds when I don't have to think about work..... I might as well blog about work.  I'm having a dilemma.  I get Memorial Day off.  If I work, I get the day off sometim...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:28:00 PST

Booeyea

Just worked on a really long blog about my punctured eye and it didn't even post.  Now my poor eye is tired.  Boo to you Myspace.  Your not my friend anymore!
Posted by Hitchhiker on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST

AHHHHH!

So it was a really really really really really really really really bad day at work today.  Of course it can always get worse, but nevertheless it was a bad day.  With that in mind I experie...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:55:00 PST

My Genre

Still can't find my genre...  still have different characters milling around in my head who don't quite fit together.... still don't have a story.    So this is a plea for help by anyo...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:38:00 PST

Water

I love water.  I love drinking water, I love watching water, I love bathing in it.  I especially love bathing in it after a long sweaty day at work.  I haven’t had hot water since...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:31:00 PST

Paranoid?

So am I being paranoid or did people try to steal things from me twice today?   First up.  Baron is a very popular boy.  People are always in awe of him and after about 10 minutes the f...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:58:00 PST

Tag!

Here’s how you play: Once you’ve been tagged you have to write a blog with at least 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 10 (or more) people to be ta...
Posted by Hitchhiker on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:38:00 PST