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About Me

When life hands you lemons, find someone who's life handed them Tequila, then someone else who got ice, maybe a blender... etc. then make margarita's!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein
Your Birthdate: January 2
Your birth on the 2nd day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your life.
The 2 is a very social number allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.
Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.
You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.
You are more prone than most to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.
It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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I'm working on losing some weight so this pretty much struck home.

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Donkey Overload

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Murphy's Love Laws.
All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

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Western Spaghetti

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.... So very cool animation!
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:33:00 GMT

Kinda freaking out here!!

Ok, so this whole NYC thing has been pretty surreal. It hasn't really had time to set in yet. So far, in the last 3 days, I sold my car, flew to NYC, and found a place to live. All I have to do tomorr...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:13:00 GMT

So funny, youll pee your pants... I did!!

Redneck Harley Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Grill Redneck Horseshoes Redneck Lawnmower Redneck Weather Station Redneck Pet Carrier Redneck Gingerbread House Redneck Wedding Reception Redneck CAT Redneck ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:28:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 23:16:00 GMT

Check out this video: Jobs vs Gates

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Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:13:00 GMT

A Drunk Monkey

You Are A: Monkey!..http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/monkey.html">Monkey!.. src="http://www.cuteducky.com/img/monkey.jpg" style="border: none; margin: 0px 12px 12px 0px; float: left; height: 100p...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:11:00 GMT

Vaseline

Thanks for the joke Ryan...Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, al...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 19:04:00 GMT

I'm not that old!

I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyra...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:25:00 GMT