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Kirk

I'm a pretty big deal

About Me

Like I said, I'm a pretty big deal. The evidence that proves such a statement can be found in your local library. I will be under the section "Dictionary" if you look up my name, you will see a picture of me giving a person such as yourself the "thumbs up". This will deliver a feeling of accomplishment and self awareness and you will leave feeling like a million bucks. P.S. i don't take myself so seriously. I'm just being an idiot for your own amusement.

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My Interests

My interests are far more interesting then most. they involve saving lives atop high buildings, setting fires to hospitals and save everyone inside. Some may even say i like to make pizza with my mini toaster oven. But it is neither the place or the time for that. My main interest fall under the category "safety". I believe that everyone should have a safe evacuation plan in case of s fire, or god's wrath upon the world. either or, you need to be protected. i recommend two things.1. have easy to open windows where you can jump out. if you live in a house that has more then one floor. consider yourself screwed.2. if GOD comes knocking on your door with lightning bolts and the like. i can only recommend one thing. KICK HIM IN THE BALLS! nothing else will work.Good Luck, and GOD's Speed!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anyone who can play the trombone like it’s nobody’s business. That way we can make beautiful music with me on back up spoons. Bjork will be so proud. Or Wes Anderson. Or this god like specimen.

Music:

The Strokes, Butch Walker And The Let's Go Out Tonites, Death From Above 1979, The Hives, We Are Scientists, OK GO, Marble Index, My Morning Jacket, The Killers, Wolfmother, Sigur Ros, Acritic Monkeys, Maximo Park, Spoon, The Beatles, Arcade Fire, Stars, The New Porographers, Annuals, The Rapture, Shout Out Out Out Out, Teddybears, Wolf Parade, Tokyo Police Club, Minus The Bear, Kasabian.I like lots more but those are my favorites. and good luck!

Movies:

Bottle Rocket, Snatch, Brick, Half Nelson, Punch Drunk Love, Fight Club, Rushmore, Lost In Translation, Fargo, Little Miss Sunshine, Royal Tenenbaums, Adaptation, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Sexy Beast, Life Aquatic, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Good, Bad, and the Ugly.

Television:

There are only four TV shows that should be watched by everyone, The Office, Arrested Development, Late Night With David Letterman, and The Rick Mercer Report.

Books:

For those who think I’m a reader, you have been hugely misinformed. I hate books. There are only three books that I have enjoyed in my lifetime. These books are the only one’s anyone should read. If you read anything else, you are wasting your time. So read 1984, the entire Harry Potter series (I count this as one book so you don’t have to correct me), and Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

I have a couple of hero’s. I wouldn't be the coolest person alive if I didn’t have these mentors in my life. They shaped me to become the super hero that I am today. So my hero’s are Holden Caulfield and Harry Potter.

My Blog

Time Zones make no sense

I don't understand Time Zones.  I know that it has to do with the sun, and i understand the theory behind Time Zones.  But! if you are at the edge of a time zone, and you take 1 step over th...
Posted by Kirk on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST

Blind People Dreams?

What do blind people dream about?  I mean blind since birth blind.   They have never seen anything, ever.  What would their dreams be like?...
Posted by Kirk on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

Bernard and Jimmy's Volcano

Bernard and Jimmy's Volcano Your probably getting a little tired and hungry.  Well I cant help you.  We have a long walk ahead.  We might have to stay the night.  Ive onl...
Posted by Kirk on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:26:00 PST

The Chronicles of Bernard Fanglebottom III

The Chronicles of Bernard Fanglebottom III Hmmmm hello there. You may be wondering what your doing being able to look inside a human brain. So am I actually.  I thought this would be a pe...
Posted by Kirk on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:22:00 PST

Bernard Fanglebottom III Part III The Apocalypse of the Third Eye Cerebral Assassin

Bernard Fanglebottom III Part III The Apocalypse of the Third Eye Cerebral Assassin Now for the Longley waited hit, Bernard Fanglebottom III Part III The Apocalypse of the Third Eye Cerebral A...
Posted by Kirk on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:30:00 PST