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I've never been good at this sort of thing, so I've asked my best friend to tell me what he thought about me. Ryan - "Andy, why are you wasting my time with this bullshit?" He truly is an eloquent speaker. At any rate, I think I am mostly looking for some cool people who aren't idiots and who can I can just hang with. On this note I can say that I am not looking to hookup or escort (Unless we go on date and you decide to give me money, which is awesome!). I am also not looking for prepubescent idiots to chill with. If you're old and you enjoy hanging out with said idiots, chances are exceedingly high that there is something about kids you enjoy. I never liked Michael Jackson, so I probably won't like you. I am just your semi-normal, everyday guy who turned out to be gay. My life doesn't revolve around my sexuality, it is just one aspect of who I am...it doesn't define who I am. I know you trolls are addicted to the shot of awesome guys like me inject into your heads, but I am not interested in old guys. I am also not interested in pseudo masculine guys who flame out within five minutes of a conversation. Where do you people learn to act like that anyway? Cut that shit out.
I do anything that can construed as fun by a rational person, but mostly I find myself talking to idiots who like to vall me "dude" or bro". By the way, the next person that calls me dude or bro gets punched. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be cool that they end up sounding like some MTV Real World Reject all the while you fantasize about stomping their face into a jar full of nails. But, in a nutshell, I like goin out on the weekends with my friends and gettin loud, dancin a little and havin fun. Did I mention that I'm a World Champion Cow-Tipper and Keg-Roller?
Well, if you've read this far, you must find me fascinating. But there is much more to me than a MySpace profile. I'm a guy who loves life, his family and friends. So, feel free to drop a comment to tell me how awesome you think I am.
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