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Laurie

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About Me


In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time. The envious, never.
If you've had enough to drink
you can speak any language fluently.
It's not about what happened in the past or what you think might happen in the future. It's about the ride for Christ's sake! There's no point going through all this crap if you're not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what, when you least expect it something great might come along. Something better than you even planned for.
Comin' in a mess, goin' out in style
I ain't good-lookin but I'm someone's child
No one can give me the air that's mine to breathe
I believe we write our own stories and each time we think we know the end, we dont. Perhaps luck exists somewhere between the world of planning, the world of chance, and from the peace that comes from knowing that you just can't know it all. Life's funny that way once you let go of the wheel, you might end up right where you belong...

My Interests



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♣Joaquin Phoenix
♣playing pool (even though i got seriously spanked the last time)
♣Dom's boat

♣Fried chicken
♣whiskey sours
♣Newcastle
♣ dirty martinis

♣Stand-up, especially Greg Giraldo, Mitch Hedburg, Shaun Majumder, Daniel Tosh, Mike Birbiglia, Dane Cook, - Fuck it, I love 'em all

I am 58% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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I'd like to meet:



Remember, no man is a failure who has friends

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Music:

♣311
♣The Fratellis
♣James Morrison
♣The Kooks
♣BBMak
♣Head Automatica
♣John Mellencamp
♣Billy Joel
♣Oasis
♣anything 80's
♣Freestyle

Movies:


♣Shaun of the Dead
♣Tommy Boy
♣Monty Python and the Holy Grail
♣Just Friends
♣Renaissance Man
♣Signs
♣Hope Floats
♣American Werewolf in London
♣Ladder 49 (you ever watch a movie and hope it somehow ends differently?)
♣Walk the Line
♣anything - and I mean anything - with Johnny Depp

Television:


♣LOST
♣Ghost Hunters
♣Scrubs
♣Entourage
♣Coupling
♣Aqua Teen Hunger Force
♣King of Queens
♣MST3K
♣Friends
♣Nip/Tuck

Heroes:

♣Stacey London