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Sigurd Jarlson

Welcome to Myspace: Destroying relationships since 2003.

About Me



My actual name is Dan. Some of you may "know" me. Some of you may think you "know" me. Unfortunately I'm notoriously camera shy, so digging up pics of me will take some time.

Insight into that which is Dan can be gleaned from this composition, which I call the "Danward Spiral" or the "Evilution of Dan". I created it from various ID's I've kept over the years. Note how that glimmer of hope rapidly drains from my eyes.

My Interests

Dethklok! We will make everything METAL!

Check out this video of my bud Andre's dearly departed Dad on live TV in 1954. ..

Other interests include: working out, protecting Midgard, fighting rock trolls, kicking frost giant ass in Jotunheim and building HIPPOS! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I'd like to meet:

Myself, when I was 18, so I could smack the shit out of him...er, me.
Oh, and this guy.

But most of all.

I actually know most of the people on my Friends List. Some are close friends while others are my arch nemeses. So if your profile has a picture of some super hot babe and you have more than a thousand friends, just keep steppin' Sally. I will not be part of some internet Diva's Friend collection. All spammers can go screw themselves, as well.

Music:

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The Cure??!? Yes the Cure. Also most 70's/80's/90's metal including, but not limited to: Blue Murder, Tygers of Pan Tang, MSG, Scorpions, Whitesnake, Queensryche, Ozzy, Dio, Priest, Def Lep, Maiden, Dokken, Skid Row, Rainbow, Sabbath, Ratt, Lynch Mob, Pantera, Kiss, Anthrax, Tesla and UFO. I also like a bit of the New-Jack metal I hear that's coming out these days, though I'm not that familiar with the majority of the bands.I also dig some gothic/industrial type stuff particularly VNV Nation and Beborn Beton.
None of which are probably being played on this profile. It's called irony people!!! Actually it isn't truly irony, but you get my meaning.

Movies:

Too many to list. I don't favor any particular genre, but I'm not a huge fan of musicals. I am of fan of almost anything on TCM. My favorite directors include Billy Wilder, John Ford, Elia Kazan, Hitchcock, David Lean, Scorsese, Coppolla, Spielberg, Lucas, Depalma, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Kurosowa, Ridley Scott, Atom Egoyan, Tarantino, Guy Ritchie(before that twat Madonna sucked all his talent away) and Paul Thomas Anderson just to name a few. My favorite director is probably Kubrick. Not just for Clockwork or 2001, but also for his less well known films like "Paths of Glory" or "The Killing".

Orson Welles as well, not only for "Citizen Kane", but for the masterpiece that is "Touch of Evil".
If you have never seen this film noire classic, you really are missing out.

Television:

Anything on Adult Swim, Lost, Scrubs, Sopranos, Deadwood, Rome, Real Time, and most VH1 countdown shows. Also:

Books:

As far as novels go, John Irving is my favorite author. I also enjoy Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams and early Steven King. As for comics/graphic novels, I don't think it gets any better than Alan Moore, especially Watchmen or his Swamp Thing collections. Beyond that, any Silver Age Marvel is great. Excelsior!! My other favorite comic writers/artists are John Byrne, Frank Miller, and Jim Starlin.

Heroes:

Peter North, Alex Sanders, Mark Wallace, Seymour Butts, Randy Spears, and of course Ron Jeremy.

Howard! Get Sirius! CARL! ..
David Hasselhoff ist Gott!!! Ach du lieber!

Right here >^..^< Naughty Paws 22 >^..^<
I think this is what you want to do.
This great toon has the audio from the movie "Office Space".

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Lucy Daughter of the Devil
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Funny clickable Dilbert strip.
Music video from my friends, INK!

Video Hosting - Upload Video - Video Sharing
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My Blog

Fear and Loathing in West Haven

Another mediocre weekend in a seemingly endless procession of mediocrity. Mediocre job, mediocre house, mediocre relationships in what is turning out to be a mediocre life. Things could definitely be ...
Posted by Sigurd Jarlson on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:11:00 PST

Disparity twix the sexes. Advantage ladies!

Try this. Go to Browse users-advanced and select female/ages 18-100/single/divorced/dating/relationships/all ethnicities/all body types/all sexual preferences....yada...yada. You can start at a 5...
Posted by Sigurd Jarlson on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:09:00 PST

If I've been remiss, I apologize.

From this day on, if you are a subscriber to my blog, I shall reciprocate. I swear, as God is my witness I'll never go blogless again!Dan Dan, the penitent man
Posted by Sigurd Jarlson on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:57:00 PST

Spring cleaning

I have deleted several of my "friends". Who was on the chopping block? People that never left a comment and who's profiles were set with comment approval. One never posted the comment I submitted beca...
Posted by Sigurd Jarlson on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:12:00 PST

How fucking stupid are you.

Once again I have received a friend request from some spammer. I sign in  and see a new friend request. Cool, thinks I. Then I go to see who it is. Some pretty young thing? Not one to add just an...
Posted by Sigurd Jarlson on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:24:00 PST