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Ryan Myers

Would you like some merlot... I make it in the toilet!

About Me

I am just a mild mannered reporter, who fights crime at night. I dont have a cape.... but Im drinking beer. So not haveing a cape is ok cause I'll just be drunk.And I find it funny that a cell phones have text capabilities. Its a Phone... with words. ... WTFI also find it funny that a drive thru ATM has Brail. Is a blind man gonna drive to the ATM. Thats as likely as a blind man reading this message.

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My Interests

ART, MUSIC, and bird watching.

I'd like to meet:

Aquateen Hunger Force

Movies:

Disney and chic flix

Television:

I watch nothing but Aquateen Hunger Force, because they display the meaning of life hidden in every episode.

Books:

Whats a book?

Heroes:

God, my parents..... ...... and MASTER SHAKE.