Hello my name is Sarah. I was born in New Jersey under the radiation cloud of a leaky nuclear reactor. My super human powers are usually only noticeable at night. I like ice cream and I am a vegetarian; however I do like the smell of meat. I am on a mission to take over the world by purchasing tools from radio shack however funds prove to be hard to come by. I was a mercenary in Africa for three years until I got caught and escaped by chewing off my arm and evading rebels from the south and north. Jumping into the river was hazardous due to the piranha but I took care of them. I spent the last year living off peanut butter and sand paper in Colombian Coffee. My favorite pastimes include teaching the kids proper methods of swearing, Supplying AA members with an alcoholic alternative to their regular beverages, might as well start something new! I enjoy adding things to peoples to-do lists, on my free time i like to waste time, I dance really fast to slow music and I slur my pauses. I make faces in the mirror, and I sit in my ivory tower handing down life lessons to the under privileged.
