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Remember, remember the fifth of November. The gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason for gunpo

About Me


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy VIIWell. I guess that there really Isn't much to know about me. Its nice if you know that I usually just mess around and have fun. I love to play dumb and deceive the simpletons that inhabit our pseudo-utopian community of Clinton, AR. Not saying that ALL of the people here are dumb, just a majority. If you're offended by this remark, chances are you, yourself, are included in the "simpleton" section. However, if you know that you are an intelligent person, then you would be smart enough to put two and two together and realize that im not referring to you in any way, shape, or form.Now that that is out of the way, I can say that I am a smart ass. Yeah, I like to play on words. So pretty much, if you leave yourself open to the remark, you're fair game. People get the impression that I am an inconsiderate, cold-hearted bastard..... Well, I'm really not. It's just that the stupid things people do make it really, really hard to give a damn about them. I mean, if you are stupid enough to fuck your life up, why should anyone care? Especially when you don't listen to good advice. I try to help people out whenever I can, but simple people lead simple lives and won't accept good advice even if you force-feed it to them.So am I happy here? Yeah, I guess I am. I mean, I got it good compared to a lot of people. I have a job, I have a life, I have fun. I hang out with my mates and just carry on and fuck around. So yeah, I'm not some depressed, degenerate loser that everyone makes me out to be. I'm really a good guy. And another thing about the depressed part; why the hell do I get that all the time? Just because I don't ALWAYS say the stupidest fucking thing that comes to my mind and I know that listening is more important than wasting others' oxygen on mindless babble doesn't make me depressed; it makes me conservative :D.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Indie |||||||||||||| 55% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Music, Games, Movies, Lots of other things too.

I'd like to meet:

Umm... I dunno... Kevin Smith would be fucking awesome to meet. Blink 182 would be pretty cool also. Howard Stearn would be awesome to meet too.

Music:

I listen to everything except country. Why do I exclude country from my preferences? Simple. Country takes ideas from other types of music (Rock, Rap, Etc.) and mixes them together in a crudely combined slop that resembles Nelly, Lenny Kravitz, and the fat guy from Smash Mouth's vomit fried over easy in the fashion of a "good ole' country omelette".Country music simply is a long, drawn out archetype of what happens when a person gets wasted on half a bottle of tequila and just tosses random Backstreet Boys lyrics in with a bluegrass melody to create pseudomusic.For anyone who didn't understand what I said. Here it is plain and simple for simple minds: Country Music is CRAP. I would rather listen to 250,000 Alarm clocks go off at the same time while im blindfolded with both my hands amputated, flailing my nubs around trying to hit the snooze button on every single one of them than listen to country music.

Movies:

Everything from Kevin Smith. ALMOST everything from Tim Burton. Everything starring Bruce Lee. Donnie Darko; great movie. If you've watched it, good for you. If not, Watch it so that you may be included in the "Good For You" section.

Television:

[adult swim], G4, Comedy Central, and oddly enough Food Network... Hey, I like cooking every now and then, so fuck you if you don't like the Food Network.

Books:

Picture books are fun. Math books are hard. Science books are confusing. History books are useless. Reading books takes too long...I don't like many books. However, Maniac Magee is my favorite book ever.

Heroes:

Heroes are for people who can't look at themselves in the mirror everyday and be contempt with who they really are.With that being said, my heroes are Kevin Smith and Howard Stearn.
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
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My Blog

Waiting... Waiting...

Time and time againwe wait for that feeling to arrive againWe toss our passions to the groundin hopes that something better will be foundbut we know inside that it will never comeTime and time againWe...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:18:00 PST

Prom

Everyone worried except for me. Everyone was nervous and over-reacted; I kept my cool. I dont understand what the big deal was... Just some dancing and food and drinks.... All the commotion and drama ...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:49:00 PST

Spring Break

Okay boys and girls; here is how my spring break is going thus far: Lots of sleep; i think i got about 15 hours of sleep yesterday ;) Being really, really lazy; Its been 4 days, yet to shave yet (i go...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:33:00 PST

Crown Royal Roulette

Original Poem by Michael Donis; Troubadour Please do not repost on any blog, web page, or any book, magazine, or newspaper of any kind without written and/or authorized permission from the author. Cro...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:16:00 PST

Cool Song Lyrics - XII

Goo Goo Dolls - IrisAnd I'd give up forever to touch you Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can tast...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:33:00 PST

Cool Song Lyrics - XI

Daphne Loves Derby - Hopeless Love Two hundred miles away from home.Two hundred miles beneath this lake is where my heart belongs.But you don't care at allYou wouldn't even smile if I were screaming a...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:25:00 PST

Melting Point --- Haiku

The winter's snow falls Freezing Autumn's glossy lake Which your beauty melts.
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:46:00 PST

You

This blog is for you. You know who you are, so there is no need for me to bring names into this; but for anyone else let this be a warning: If you are not truthful to me, then you can fucking die for ...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST

Cool Song Lyrics - X

Sum 41 ---  Heart Attack Remember when there was nothing else to do, but lie in bed and, wonder how it was always up to you, and no one else and,Early mornings, plagued by warnings, what's the po...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:40:00 PST

The Night Everything Went Wrong

Gather around to hear a tale of misfortune and suspence Of a night between my love and I which then was canceled hence. It started late, on a marrow's eve when darkness filled the sky. I asked my love...
Posted by Þ¤¯ on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:58:00 PST