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About Me

The Basics About Your Shattered Dolly
Name: Shattered Dolly
Sex: Female
Age: 17
Made in: China
Hair: Messy and Blonde. do not attempt to comb. it will do no good.
Eyes: Bipolar blue and green
Favorite colors: Black, Purple, and Red.
Personality sketch: awkward and spazmodic. tends to dance whenever she feels like it. can get amazingly angry (best to put your dolly down at those times). appears to have terrets but is only a program flaw KO inc. has yet to fix the problem.
Mood settings of your dolly
(Her well developed build-in sensors determine her reaction towards her environment.)
Happy: Enthousiastic talk-back, possible occasional movements along with music and random wheeeeeeeeeeee'ing.
Productive: Actually doing something. It's best not to distract your dolly if she's doing something useful in this phaze.
Philosophical: In the mood to discuss deeper topics often resulting in intense conversation or pages of poems and random thoughts.
Spiral of Self-pity: she'll get over it. dont take it too seriously.
Bored: Quickly find your dolly something entertaining or you will be forced to hear her bitch about it for several hours.
Calm: She's probably observing or her energy supply is too low for sudden movements. Please replace batteries.
Quiet: She probably feels awkward around you. it's best for you to start the conversation. is she still refuses to respond you probably bore her and should end your attempt before bitchyness begins.
Bitchy: Your dolly probably had a hard day. dont take it to heart. she'll get over it.
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My Interests

What Your Dolly Loves

buddha.writing. parks. swinging. random wanderings. woods. lakes. rivers. trees. late night drives. anything in the rain. summer. music. questions that make you think. three hour conversations. black and white photos. pictures of people i know before i knew them. biking. sitting in trees. sitting in feilds. sitting in cars. thunder storms. walking through feilds. playing cello when i get to play how and what i like. playing gutair. woods. camping. fishing without acctually fishing. talking to my dad (more like hearing my dad talk). fire. waking up in my room at my dad's house when the sun is just coming up. taking walks at 3 in the morning. taking walks in that weird time when adults have left for work and the kids arn't up yet. memories of lake harriet and my dad's motorcycle.

I'd like to meet:

anybody. i like meeting new people.
Don't request me if your not going to talk to me.

this man makes me phantasmagorically happy.

BIRTHDAY MASSACRE THE lyrics

Music:

What Soothes Your Dolly's Ears

the birthday massacre. nine inch nails. msi. aryia. razed in black. the cruxshadows. lacuna coil. mortal love. apocolyptica. dope stars inc. jesus on extasy. otep. cradle of filth. children of bodom. tool. nirvana. pearl jam. smashing pumpkins. hair metal. other shit.

Movies:

Suggestions for Visual Entertainment for Your Dolly

The Crow is an AWSOME movie. brandon lee died on set. sad. why do the cute ones always die? i also like the original king kong. it's so cheezy. I LOVE IT. some like it hot with marilyn monroe. that movie is awsome. come on, jack lemmon in drag, you gotta love it. Edward Scissorhands. Moulin Rouge. the notebook. dracula. league of extraordanary gentalmen. interview with a vampire. ect.

Books:

Your Dolly's Bed-Time Stories

Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, only the ones before Midnight Predator. i don't really like her new ones. i love the book blood and chocolate. the charaters are so real, even if they are werewolves. Edgar Allen Poe is one of my favorite poets although a lot of his stuff is very disturbing. if anybody knows of a good monster or vampire novel message me about it... please.

Heroes:

This guy.

My Blog

big bad wolf

you know how that last pig built his house outta bricks? why the hell didnt he pick up one of those mother fuckers and knock the god damn wolf in the head. seriously. that's a lot better solution to t...
Posted by ♠ on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

goon

yeah. imma goon. got a problem with that?
Posted by ♠ on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:44:00 PST

brain on religion.

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Posted by ♠ on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

brain on religion.

Dialogue Between a Priest and a Dying Man by Marquis de Sade

i found this interesting. i don't understand all of it. PRIEST - Come to this the fatal hour when at last from the eyes of deluded man the scales must fall away, and be shown the cruel picture of his...
Posted by ♠ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

she needs to die.

yep. or at least get out of my life. im referring to a few different people. can you guess them?
Posted by ♠ on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

1 year.

1 year ago today i was in a hospital sitting next to an amazing woman. she was lying with her eyes closed. probably dreaming of her husband she'd lost decades before. she was paler than i had ever see...
Posted by ♠ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

flaw

we're all fucked up. each in our own special little way. that's what makes us human. our flaws are what makes us love and hurt and do it all over agian in a chance to skip the pain but the hammer will...
Posted by ♠ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

fucking magic school bus

tricking kids into learning stuff. it should be ashamed of itself. and why the hell does the teacher drive the bus? i highly doubt she has the license to do that. and i wonder what the permission slip...
Posted by ♠ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

mac n cheeze

idk why but mac n cheeze makes me feel better. anyways. today sucked. but now im good. kinda. my mac n cheeze is almost gone. and now it's kinda cold.
Posted by ♠ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST