Alex

Hmm. This is tough...it's all about nuances. How can I convey what I need to convey about me (since this is so very important, of course) in just a few short declarative sentences? Option one would be a poetic paragraph or so, carefully written so as to squeeze every last drop of connotative juice out of each word, phrase, and punctuation mark, and hopefully somehow mystically communicate my soul to the attentive listener in one permanently blinding flash. Option two would be a painfully self-conscious introduction followed by a bulleted list. Looks like we're already well into option two, so here goes:
*is lukewarm about sports except the IDEA of soccer
*is very concerned about spending time wisely
*is not sure whether brains are a net benefit, on a species-wide or an individual basis
*cannot explain why he likes drawing, computer programming, "jamming" (musically), and other quasi-masturbatory activities so much, given that he is a notorious extrovert
*that last bit is actually a lie, I think
*is probably slightly shorter than the average American male
*is definitely significantly TALLER than the average American mole
*is indeed wearing fake chest hair in that picture to the left
*is not sure whether he is a serious person
*hahaa! Little did you know, what you just read WAS a poetic soul-revealing paragraph after all and now you're blind and covered in connotative juices as well! Language has SCREWED you!!