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Toby

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Open up the book infront of you, trun to page 100, look at the tenth word, the 15th word and the 2nd word, write them on small peices of construction paper, put them in a hat, shake them up, then take them out one by one and place them in sequential order...then you will find out everything you need to know about me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I`d like to meet someone in a meeting regading the ethical treatment of overprocessed meat/mechanicaly spearated chicken/beef products. But if that never plays out, I`d like to meet someone who can understand Finnigans Wake.

My Blog

This one she run

She's beautiful, she fills me up and over the brim. Beaming rim to rim.  No time for a shy parade.  The night is naked and it's time to get...yes yes of course, the natural course, coarse.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:03:00 GMT

Shifting Through Translucent Shards of Glass

Rubbish, so much rubbish.  I think I want to go.
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 13:28:00 GMT

The Day's Too Small to Hold

I doubted the vast world, then I saw it and called it small...now I work in a cubicle.
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 13:26:00 GMT

And this on for size

Are you touch sensitive, my keyboard is.  It's very hard to start.  Lunch is already over.  I ate hashbrowns and summer sausage, all fried in a no stick teflon pan.  This was broug...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 13:20:00 GMT

Time Travel and Grilled Cheese

Undercuts, rainboots, smooth skin, mittens, mice and thier children, hunts, months, crunch, lunch, rubber souls, vowels, scowels, muscles, berries, bushes, trees, killer bees, backward knees, itchey f...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 13:13:00 GMT

This Cold Cold Part of The World

Ahhhhhhhh. Muhahahaha. Hmmmm. Uhh, yeah, um, now, well, you see, it's just that, umm, could you, well, YOU'RE ON MY FUCKING FOOT. God. I'm back in Clagary.  I've got a job.  I've got a house...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:48:00 GMT

Julia Roberts Smarter Than Jello Pudding??

In the end, there was nothing but the beginning.  So if the beginning came at the end, wouldnt we be walking in circles.  So why do you even bother walking if your bound to end up in the exa...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:17:00 GMT

ANDY FARCUS BEFORE HE MET CUTHBERT STRAWBERRY

Andy Farcuss Inappropriate Mind   Andy Farcus was not like the other boys.  Deep within the networks of tubes and passageways of Farcuss brain two squirrels quarreled.  These squirrels,...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:06:00 GMT

I don't care what you think

I'm joking, I'd love to hear about everything that you think about.  But on the totally opposite side, well not the opposite, because there is no true opposite to the specific nonsensical and abs...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 22:49:00 GMT

What I Wasn't Trying to Tell You

See, I guess it's my public journal, shoulda  thought about that before I gave it out to peeps.  Anyhow, an update is in order.  Well, huhum, I left London England on the tenth of July,...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:02:00 GMT