Dear kids with guns - |
Would you cut the shit and listen to Public Enemy, please?
Thanks,
Andrew
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
Andrews Top 5 Albums of All-Time, as of... |
... 1:57 a.m., drunk on the Saturday night of September 29, 2007 (no particular order):
1. 'The Harder They Come' OST
First of all, the movie is ridiculous. Whether or not you like (o...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:14:00 GMT |
This life came so close to never happening. |
"We'll drive. Keep driving. Head out to the middle of nowhere, take that road as far as it takes us. You've never been west of Philly, have you? This is a beautiful country, it's beautiful out there, ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:40:00 GMT |
Bat Country |
"... And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred mil...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:57:00 GMT |
Interview with Jesus |
Since I haven't had anything published in the last two months, thanks in part to this new job that's kicking my ass and taking up all of my time, I decided to set apart a little time in...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 08:26:00 GMT |
US To Pull Out of Iraq, Cum All Over It |
BAGHDAD -- After more than two years of fucking the shit out of Iraq, the United States military is finally ready to pull out, and cum all over the broken and exhausted nation."When we first saw Iraq,...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 11:48:00 GMT |
sickening |
FROM THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: My comments are at the very end.
During a recent Sunday drive here, Sonya Dias had one thing on her mind: Get out of the city limits as quickly as possible without letti...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:52:00 GMT |
Clichés are hateful lies, and I can prove it. |
From good ol' VICE:
I like clichés to say in jokes, but I hate people who think they are instructive. Those people are stupid. I set out to prove it by breaking down clichés to their logical de...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 01:35:00 GMT |
