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Ol 'Berto

I am here for Friends

About Me

Pacifist (don't tell anyone)

My Interests

Running through the henhouse with socks full of chicken feed, brokering cigarette deals in prison,Comic books(keep laughing, asshole),Going to see my friends play good music, getting made fun of by people who hate to be judged

I'd like to meet:

That blonde guy from the "fast and the furious" so i can rip his lips off and show them to him. And Santa Clause. Bet he's got some rockin stories.

Music:

Toadies,Flogging Molly, The Pogues, Sharpshooters, My Surprise, Heroic Doses,The Roots,The Flaming Lips,Tragedy,Sublime,TransAm, The Fucking Champs, Lagwagon, June of 44,mastadon,social distortion,the mars volta, coheed and cambria, gummi bear ninjas(not real), tool, Mimic, Dragonforce, Refused, Pain, All That Remains, Sword,

Movies:

Pi,Cool Hand Luke,Alien-Alien3,Memento, The Godfather Trilogy,Tarantino flix,The Big Lebowski,28 Days Later,Ninja Scroll,Fist of Legend,Enter the Dragon

Television:

Space Ghost, Aqua teen Hunger Force,Mr. Show, V, Upright Citizens Brigade, M.A.S.K., Marshall Proudstar, The Snorks,The Silverhawks,Any HBO shows, anything with ed McMahan

Books:

Vonnegut,Palahniuk,Alan Moore,Frank Miller,Garth Ennis,Warren Ellis,Shakespeare (Titus Andronicus),David Gemmell,Isaac Asimov,Jack Kirouac,Arsenic Lullabies,Dune,anything by satan

Heroes:

Marv, Jesse Custer, Aunt Bea, The Noid, Jesus (the evil one), tropical fish

My Blog

Poop

I just wanted to say that I think that it is beautiful that the lights that surround us, our very way of judging depth, as well as the sounds that envelope us, white or not, that bring us our capacity...
Posted by Ol 'Berto on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:20:00 PST

Here it is...

I hope ya'll motherfuckers can look past the fact that this is some crazy bullshit I'm about to throw down. If it bothers you, fair enough. If you laugh, then chances are you missed the point entirel...
Posted by Ol 'Berto on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:45:00 PST