Bitchwhippaz

The Bitchwhippaz are more than just a soufflé of musical talents, they are a movement spreading across land, sea and space. The three members of the group: Uzi Sub-machineGun, Dj U-Kno-what-i'm-sayin & Heinekin Jones, lived most of their childhood lives as apprentices to a violin maker. Growing up in a log cabin, widdling nik naks and doo dads, they were exposed to the ups and the downs of the music business. Being able to learn so much as prodigies in the violinist game helped them to prepare for the life altering changes they would soon go through.One day this young band of musical scholars decided to put down their bows and violins to invest what little resources they had, in a microphone, paper, a box of number 2 pencils and a magical new device - the turntable!! Young Guisseppe (Heineken Jones) bellowed to his smallish brethren Carmichal (Uzi Sub-machinegun), "what doth is thow new toy?" From beyond the heathrow the toddler Tillyfrond (DJ U-Kno-What-I'm-Sayin) reached his weathered girlish arm towards this curious and frightening invention, "Let me try". Wicky..Wicky..Wick..Wick..Woo. The rest is history old boy.Building upon the knowledge they had gathered as children and combining that with their tales of moxxie and wherewithal, the Bitchwhippaz have been able take us down a new rainbow of musical bravado. They released 2 ablums in 2001 and 2003 respectively, that brought them much critical praise and many, many groupie sluts. Now in 2006 the Bitchwhippaz release their 3rd ablum "Unlimited Moxxie: DVD/CD" a magnum opus of sorts that Is beyond sight and sound. They are a guiding light that will lead us all into the afterlife through these dark and dismal times... Go cop the DVD/CD at WWW.FATBEATS.COM WWW.HIPHOPSITE.COM WWW.SANDBOX.PAIR.COM or WWW.UGHH.COMI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4