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Mr. Kantot

Yezzir!!!!

About Me


We are always accepting applications into our elite group of drunkards... if you think you got what it takes, check us out at: http://groups.myspace.com/seattlesveryimportantdrunkards, or click on the banner aboveGet Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

Turntablism, Poker, and You!!!

I'd like to meet:

You, You, and You.... Oh, And Your Mom Too!!!!

Music:

Hip Hop, Rap, R&B, Rock, Metal, Raggae, Jazz... i like most music....

Television:

Heroes, Mind Freak, Chappelle show, Friends, Animal planet, Food network

My Blog

Its been awhile, but here it is.... Joke .5

A husband was watching late-night TV when he heard a loud scream from the bedroom. He ran in just in time to see a man leap out the window. His wife yelled, "That guy just screwed me twice!" "Twice?" ...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

Dirty Thirty....

The day has finally come when yours truely is joinin the dirty thirty club.... so make him happy and cum.... cum and help this old man celebrate the beginning of the end.... We will be at Belltown Bil...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

Congratulations Embong!!!!

Its only been two days into March and we already have our DRUNK OF THE MONTH....   Congratulations to V.I.D. 'E' for making drinking look soooo easy...    In record time, E was able to...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST

Here's a little story.....


Posted by Mr. Kantot on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

Things you need to know....

1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water.. An old favorite 2. Hot Lunch - While receiving head ...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

Joke . 4..... A night of passion for the ladies

 A night of passion for the ladies.........       Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.  They taste good, so ...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

Joke .3 - How to keep a flat tummy

HOW TO KEEP A FLAT TUMMY A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.  The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, dresses q...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:55:00 PST

Joke .2.......

There was a this nun, she caught a cab to the other side of town. Got in the cab. While driving, the cab driver looked at her and said, "I wanna ask you something, but I dont want to offend you". She ...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:53:00 PST

halloween party 10/28/06

Thanx to EL Capitone and the rest of da house for a wild and drunkin night.... it was a blast!!!  Here are jus a few pics from that night.... Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! |...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:45:00 PST

UPDATED!!...Blog Wars Round 1...ROLOVISION VS MRKANTOT.... FIGHT!!!

My cousin and I thought it would be fun to start bloggin most of what goes on or somethin like that... So here it goes, part 1, let the battle begin.....   YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR GAY.... - ...
Posted by Mr. Kantot on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:08:00 PST