loosing the gramgramgrammar |
i fucking mastered being a space cadet, you have every right to be totally totally proud. i need to start stapling helpful reminders to my flesh because tattooing said reminders is tasteless...i striv...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:06:00 GMT |
say |
i'm still trying to leave my house.for the past hour.the idea of what could happen once i pass through is enough.
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:49:00 GMT |
p.s. i love you |
everytime i see the trailer for that movie i go into fits of inappropriate laughter. like high-pitched, obnoxiously loud and abrasive giggles. i mean, dude, the title! the premise! i was going ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:15:00 GMT |
my car accident |
totaled my car on halloween! my car's defroster wasn't working and the sun was in my eyes. i was freaking out and planning to pull over at this church to the left so i could figure out why my car was ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:39:00 GMT |
ill will |
i seriously feel sick even thinking about it. im trying really hard not to...ugh.
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:52:00 GMT |
the cooooolest |
i have so many bruises on my body right now. i could definitely tell some terrible terrible outlandish lies concerning them, which might be fun.i just don't understand how i can manage to fuck up my b...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:20:00 GMT |
internet prostitution |
why must i be constantly exposed to all these people hell-bent on selling their ample backsides via the internet? its really upsetting my victorian sensibilities. i might sniffle or something.
everyon...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:54:00 GMT |
this cheese |
i cannot stop eating this cheese, how can it be so damn intriguing?
perhaps me and this cheese met in a previous life and had a wonderfully fruitful life together. you know, before i ate it.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:02:00 GMT |
the trip |
i am going to be leaving for duck, nc tonight at approximately 11 pm, but first this evil cat and its foul stench must be decimated. this is the worst animal ever spawned...that lived at my ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:51:00 GMT |
... |
my day is officially horrific b/c i missed the whole candle-making event. i wanted a fucking candle, a free sandy candle. like seriously, my life would improve about 60% if i had that candle. this is ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:02:00 GMT |
