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About Me

There is infinite home, just none for me. i'm pretentious and think highly of myself and therefore you should too. not religious. not spiritual or any other of that bullshit. i read a lot, watch a lot of movies and have established political leanings which i don't believe in sharing. i don't believe in romantic relationships and if you talk to me about it i'll fake interest but really don't care. if you're self absorbed than you know how i am. depression is a normal state and attempts to cure it will always fail. the absense of pain is always short term. racial profiling is ok. drug legalization? HELL YES. dogs are cool until they bite you.

My Interests

All vices but none original

I'd like to meet:

Someone rich who wants to adopt me.

Music:

eclectic mix that's not original

Movies:

total elitest selection of indie, cult, and foreign flicks.

Television:

a variety of mindless junk

Books:

david foster wallace is god