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Todd

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm extensively skilled in the bedroom, but rarely given the oppurtunity to demonstrate. I often worry that the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about, given my lack of participation. Quite possibly the best person that's ever lived, I don't give myself enough credit but I'm working on that.I realize that money doesn't equal happiness, but it often goes hand in hand. I have too many friends that I miss too often. In a perfect life I would have a better sense of rythym. I spend alot of my aiming satellite dishes and crawling under people's houses, much to my regret. I keep on keepin' on. I understand The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie ever made. I snowboard with passion but without talent. I just may be more addicted to the smell of fine headies than the actual smoke. I realize that music is the single source of my sanity. I enjoy sarcasm. Despite being an asshole on the outside, I do have a genuine affection for almost everyone who I've had the fortune of coming in contact with. I could honestly be happy with 6 months of deep powder. On a similar note, I still haven't figured out why, but I honestly love life. I don't wear cologne because the scent of my man musk is already intoxicating to the women-folk. I recently developed a fervent appetite for foos ball. I drop it like it's hot.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my maker. No wait, I've met both of them.

My Blog

Déjà Vu

Some boredom inside of me had me sitting down at the monitor clicking away. There I was pulling up my blog page on myspace. I mean Myspace of all places! I had every intention of driveling out some fi...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 20:37:00 GMT

Blogging sounds like an Armenian form of hazing. Or a bodily function.

Well. Well well well. It's a pretty sad feeling when the mountain you've been riding almost every day for about the last six months finally screws the pooch and shuts down for the summer. Suddenly my ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:48:00 GMT

Writing

The acrid smoke plumes blue, like the ghost of some quill pen. But for all their haunting, the phantom curls reveal no epiphany before succumbing to vapor. In this pixelated world of wide webs and bl...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:02:00 GMT

Two Thousand and Six, Epoch?

Can it really be 2006? I thought for sure we'd be in hovering vehichles that run off of light beams by now. Shit, I remember being a little kid and trying to calculate if I would still be alive for 20...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 16:35:00 GMT

A momentary recovery of reason

    We all grow up to lead ordinary lives and no one remembers that glowing ember dying inside. It used to be a fire, a flame, raging higher. The passion of that old, whole soul now a s...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 15:35:00 GMT

Nightly meditations

..Hesitating to dedicate a page to my nightly meditations upon my daily deviations, I sit here open-eyed but blurry.     I'm hurting from the sounds that I don't make. I'm still learnin...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 13:21:00 GMT

a light breeze

Still waiting on the winds of eternity stuck in stasis with no attorney No legal advice to aid waiting patiently to be paid Looking to transcend rather than fade But either way it's made no sense to m...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:58:00 GMT

Early morning flux

I'm sitting here, staring at the pixels on my laptop with a cup of coffee steaming lazily next to me, contemplating lonliness and poverty. Not really that new of a train of thought, but what can you d...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:42:00 GMT