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Wallace

If you rest, you rust.

About Me


Check out the new short at...http://films.thelot.com/films/15773
"THE DAYS WITHOUT HOWARD"_Howard Stern Film Fest -March 2006- .. width="425" height="350" .."The Worst Case Scenario's" -August 2006- This TV show premis depicts the lives of two waste of life bastard brothers, Tommy and Tony Scenario. When their best friend and roommate gets married and leaves them, the search begins for a new roommate who can financially support them. .. width="425" height="350" .."The Worst Case Scenario's" --GAG REEL/BLOOPERS .. width="425" height="350" .."American Holy Water" -2004- Two alcohalics wage their lifes on a single poker game in this short film made for film class. When their plan goes wrong, all hell breaks loose. While in an alcohalic binge their anger gets the better of them, and saves them from their fate. .. width="425" height="350" ..Fright Factory 30 sec spotl (Haunted House in Philly) -I made the music for this one- .. width="425" height="350" ..2 Minute short made for the Fright Factory .. width="425" height="350" ..back to reality, oops there goes gravity...

My Interests


Watching movies, making movies, making movie music, laughing my ass off, Surfing, Beaches, Island hopping, Comedy Clubs, Traveling, The Howard Stern Show, Golf, Lax, YANKEES, GIANTS, KNICKS, RANGERS, NORTE DAME football, UNC basketball, boozing till the early morning, taking over the world and ummm....chilin out, maxin out, relaxin all cool while shootin some b-ball out side of my school..... .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carrey, Dave Chappelle, Jared the Subway guy so i can punch him in the stomach, Jack Black, Howard Stern, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jay and Silent Bob, Al Pacino and Jack Bauer.....

Music:

Sublime, Audioslave, The Roots, DMB, Silverchair, Led Zepplin, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Nas, Eminem, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley, Pepper, 311, 50, AZ, Beastie Boys, Beatles, The Notorius B.I.G., 2Pac, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Korn, Tool, Jay Z, Jurassic 5, Linkin Park, Outkast, Paul Okanfoald, Manu Chow, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Jaime Cullum, Mystic Roots, ELO, Rolling Stones, Scarface, Eric B and Rakim, A Tribe Called Quest, Ice Cube, NWA, Public Enemy, Naughty by Nature, Atmosphere, Big L, Mobb Deep, Wu-tang, Red Man, Busta, Dre, Gang Starr, Rick James, Ray Charles, James Brown, Snoop, AC/DC, Jimmy Cliff, Third World, Sizzla, Mos Def, Jane's Addiction, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Otis Redding, Stevie Wonder, Steve Miller Band, Ozzy, Metallica, Stereochemistry... .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..Half Baked, Dumb & Dumber, Fear & Loathing, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, City of God(awesome), Snatch, 3 KINGS, Braveheart, Gladiator, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, CLERKS, Jay and Slilent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Tombstone, Scarface, Layer , Office Space, Glengarry Glen Ross, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Wet Hot American Summer, Terminator, Garden State, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Oldschool, Sin City, Batman, Natural Born Killers, Howard Sterns' Private Parts, Reservior Dogs, Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecasle, The Big Lebowski, SPUN, Crash, The Truman Show, Shawshank Redemption, True Romance, Last Action Hero, Deer Hunter, Zoolander, Deliverence, Fifth Element, Forrest Gump...... _

Television:

.. width="425" height="350" .. Deal or No Deal, 24, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, ROME, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Mad TV, The Sopranos, ESPN, The Soup, Maury(paternity tests), Arrested Development and those damn reality shows just suck me in everytime. I hate them so much but I can't seem to change the channel, gotta love Survivor....

Books:

Me fail english, thats unpossible.

Heroes:

Jim Carrey, possibly the funniest person on the planet. I mean he did make Ace Ventura.... and Howard Stern, cause he gets me through the work day with ease while I laugh my ass off and also cause we have the same birthday, 112 where the playa's dwell....and cause retards can really make me laugh Spectacular B-Boy

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TV Pilot for Comedy Central

"The Worst Case Scenario's"This TV show premis depicts the lives of two waste of life bastard brothers, Tommy and Tony Scenario. When their best friend and roommate gets married and leaves them, the s...
Posted by Wallace on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

Howard Stern Film Fest-"The Days Without Howard"

Check out the best film that didn't win shit at the howard stern film festival last march."The Days Without Howard" is now up on YouTube. Check it out, let me know how much it sucks and then rate it ...
Posted by Wallace on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

Fuck the Bo-Sox

Fuck The Bo-SoxYankees fan alert !!!If you're a yankee fan read this NOW!!!!!Reads a little confusing- my boy posted this---- yankee fans- sign and respostOkay here's the deal; My boy Nick is a Yankee...
Posted by Wallace on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:19:00 PST