My Latest Trip To The ER! |
............So here I am, sitting in the ER. Ive been here since 5 pm. Everyone at work thinks I have TB, which I find unlikely andalarmist. Its entirely possible I havepneumonia, as Sandra had ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 14:47:00 GMT |
Cleanly Shaven |
I just shaved for the first time in 12 years. My chin was cold for the whole first day. I have a scar no one can explain. Not even my mother knows where it came from. My lips are far more pale tha...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:19:00 GMT |
I Quit! |
There's no surprise for anyone here, but I gave my two weeks notice today at Huntington. I'm just too tired and I'm sick of not finishing my homework until after midnight and waking up at 6.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:06:00 GMT |
Frank Sinatra would understand. |
Those of you in San Francisco, incase I haven't told you, I'm moving back into the city soon. I plan on staying July in Orange County and moving up in August. I have no idea where I'll live, except N...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:05:00 GMT |
Arthur C. Clarke died today. |
This is not a surprise. The man was 90 years old. He was the sole survivor of the Golden Age of Science Fiction. He was old when A Space Odyssey came out, and that was a long time ag...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:12:00 GMT |
Well, maybe it doesnt sucks THIS bad, but . . . |
The new Rilo Kiley CD sucks a little. No wait . . . It sucks a lot. It suck my balls. Violently. So much that they're sore, and not sore from being sucked excessively in a hot way, as they should ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:39:00 GMT |
Jumping over the Edge |
Everyone falls from a cliff once in their lives, when they leave the womb. It's not a leap of faith, nothing voluntary or intentional, more like standing near the edge of the Grand Canyon, or th...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:26:00 GMT |
I Address You, America. |
*Editor's Note: Every ice cream flavor named herein is absolutely real. None of this was fabricated by the author. There is no justice where the affairs of Man are concerned. T...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:21:00 GMT |
. . . And this one time, in France . . . |
Lufthansa is the best airline ever. Complimentary alcohol. As much as you can drink. And not just cans of PBR and Popov in a plastic jug, actual alcohol. Good German beer, wine, whiskey, cognac, m...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:25:00 GMT |
Kiss me goodbyeIm defying gravity. |
Yes, it's true. In a few hours I'm boarding a Lufthansa jet plane and traveling from JFK, New York to Munich, Germany where I'll meet a group of 45 high school students, 6 chaperones (mostly high str...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:01:00 GMT |
