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Jake

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About Me


I'm an underachieving English scholar/ non-performing artist/ unaffiliated philosopher/ burgeoning rock guitar god/ misunderstood genius/ introverted sociopath/ unaccomplished writer/ neo-hippie revolutionary/ typical small-town outcast. But I don't like to get hung up on labels.
This is how I write:
Some favorite quotes:
"Sometimes a little brain damage can help"- George Carlin
"I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas"- T.S. Eliot
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture" - Martin Mull
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"- Tom Waits
"We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations"- Ignignot
"Mustard?! Don't let's be silly! Now, lemon... that's different."- Mad Hatter
"I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself"- some random kid on myspace
"Ever had your ass kicked by a hippie in his underwear?"- Me
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My Blog

Damien Rice is trendy....

First of all, if you know my opinion of  trends, the title of this blog may seem harshly critical of the diminuitive Irish crooner, but let me assure you that this is not the case. It is merely a...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:20:00 GMT

My personality... I'm a real winner

Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious. Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun see...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:14:00 GMT

Flaming Lips videos!!! (Part 1)

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Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 14:20:00 GMT

Lips vids(Part 2)

Okay, here's a couple more. I have yet to upload the UFO landing and take-off, because they're just too damn long, and I haven't found a video editor that I'm satisfied with yet. ..> ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 14:20:00 GMT

pretty accurate...

Actually, I thought I was a little more OCD... You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congratulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 13:31:00 GMT

As if you didn't know...

You scored as classic rock. classic rock 70_font> Indie 65_font> grunge 60_font> metal 55_font> reggae 50_font> country 35_font> Punk 30_font> ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:53:00 GMT

Souls...

Soul Survival:A Reply to Richard Swinburnes The Future of the SoulThe belief that ones soul has the ability to survive bodily death is a fundamental principle in various religions. Souls are often bel...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 20:49:00 GMT

Anglo

Heroic Themes in Old English PoetryBy Jake Adamson                  The conception of a hero varies greatly across cultures. Mo...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 14:20:00 GMT