i bought 48 tubes of lipgloss |
no joke. i bought them on ebay and instantly had buyers remorse. ebay is dangerous i tell you. so fast , so permanent. i dont know what i was thinking. so i spent all afternoon complaing about it... ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:12:00 GMT |
a beach comb |
The tractor spits and rattles forward. Yoked and chained with replaceable subway grids. Santa Monica's single attempt to "recycle, reuse, reduce". With slow stoutheartedness it smooths the stubborn...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
My advice |
If you ever were thinking about going to a Metallica show and thought, "Hey, maybe I'll wear spandex biker shorts and a tank top with Croc shoes".....don't.I mean, I dont even know who in their right ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 17:11:00 GMT |
Easter at the Crystal Cathedral |
This sunday with my aunt and uncle in from florida, my family decided we should try out a new "easter experience". We drove down the I5 and pulled into a parking lot where men in pastel shirts ushere...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:31:00 GMT |
God is a yellow lion |
God is a yellow lion and he speaks in fortune cookies.
i see him in those electric billboards- the ones with burnt out bulbs on 17% of its mass. i guess he's on the regular ones too b...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
i survived SLAYER |
and i didnt even get a lousy T-shirt.
so walking up to the concert i realized that i COMPLETELY forgot my thigh high patent leather boots and face spikes, but decided to make the best of the situation...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 13:12:00 GMT |
Ode to Ludacris |
I would never buy tickets to see Ludacris in concert, but im gonna have to say, he has won me over and if he tours in LA anytime soon, I'm so there!
I had just gotten off of work and I ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 19:09:00 GMT |
the night i dressed up like a Chola |
is the same night i put a man in jail.
cause im a hard ass like that you puta's.
felize cinco de mayo estupidos
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 15:07:00 GMT |
i hate everything about you |
i hate comming home from vacations.
i hate feeling obligated to complete strangers.
i hate car salesmen.
acutally, i hate most salesmen.
i hate debt accrued on vacation.
i hate not seeing my do...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:03:00 GMT |
the Vodka debacle |
i was at Costco with my momma and, partially to mess with her---partially because sometimes its just nice to have on hand, i decided to buy a giagantic bottle of Sky Vodka-- not the tip top of the lin...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:32:00 GMT |
