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SmIvEe Of The Pasta Crew

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



Im Fat. But I was fatter a few weeks ago. I guess for once I should tell you who I am. I am a sarcastic, Loyal, honest Douchebag. I am stuck in New Jersey, becasuse in order to have full custody of my daughter I agreed to remain in this lovely state for 3 years. March will be three. I always read in this part " I HATE FAKE PEOPLE" but everything on here is pretty much fake right? You put your best pictures up, you put your funniest thoughts up.. no one is as real as they think. So that bugs me. I'm guilty of it too. Its a shame because once you meet someone on here that turns out to be something they did not Pretend to be..then it ruins it for the next person. Deep shit, not really, its a pretty simple concept, we need attetnion, so all of you that dont add people that are being genuine with you and asking just to meet someone new..Well suck a dick.. and all of you that add 1404 people to get even more attention, suck a bigger dick. If we werent so fake, wouldn't we give everyone who reaches out for friendship in a respectful manner a chance to at least talk to them back. If someone were to come up to you and say " hey Im Vinny Pistola how are you" at Barnes and fucking Nobel you would say hi Im so and so.. So please stop withthe I HATE FAKE PEOPLE SHIT.. you might think you're real but as long as you are behind your monitor spewing shit like me than we are all FAKES. I have met some good people on here..Some good ass friends some loyal people... Ive fell in love on this stupid ass thing..I'm misunderstood by most, understood by a couple. So if we do actually become friends just know this about me.... I am LOYAL to the end. You can trust me with your life. I am Vinny Pistola, But My mom calls me Douchebag.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Real Scott Valencia. Anyone who is genuine and honest.. Any White guys who talk black. I like that. I want to meet the guy who invented the DOO RAG, becasue I know his cousin that invented the PANAMA hat with the flaps in the back. I want to meet someone who likes me for me, not becasue I am so fucking HAWT! I want to meet people who want to get tattooed. I want to meet people who fart and blame it on their friend. I want to meet people that actually want to meet me back. I dont want to meet any famous people, becasue I have nothing in common with them.. I would not want to swing off their nuts and call anyone "MR. dadda" Nice to meet you. I want to meet guys with ripped abs so we can go to the beach together, and i can make them look even more ripped. i want to meet really cute girls and lick their noses and ask them to guess what I had for breakfast. Thats who I'd like to meet. Oh and maybe you.

My Blog

Tough guys huh?

A message for all of the TOUGH guys that keep coming into the shop... Intro: I had a kid sitting on our bench (not a customer) last week he says and I quote "I know you aint staring at me dog" so I pr...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 04:56:00 GMT

heres my new blog cock sucks

I hate just about everything.. I hate cunts..I hate Owning a tattoo Shop.. and I Probably hate you ya suck dick
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:50:00 GMT

DEN STARTING WORK ON NEW ALBUM

So the old guys are back starting their new album.. 13 tracks, a project with Briskuno..looking forward to it..but I was wondering if you guys think this is a good name for an album   "13 tracks ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:54:00 GMT

FUCK LUCK

I have talked about this with someone already...this is about the LUCKY ones... The ONES that get the girl/Guy get the good job, get the car the house the "HAPINESS" all without any effort.. Handed to...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 05:35:00 GMT

What i want for XMAS

in Lieu of gifts this year. i want the good lord to grant me the following wishes for Christmas.. It IS his Birthday. So here goes My prayer Dear lord, I know I have issues and I have not been ve...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:09:00 GMT

Heres a BLOG

New jersey ...Suck a DICK. I think I found something i hate more than Flat brims on hats with the sticker still on them...Dicks that honk at me when the light turns green 2.5 seconds after.. I threw a...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:09:00 GMT

DEN OF THE FLOW IN SALT LAKE CITY NEXT FRIDAY

My old group Den of the flow is going ot be performing in Salt Lake City Utah next friday. It is a record relaease party for a compilation album. It also marks  15 Years since the  DEN's fir...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:27:00 GMT

MY first NEW blog

I HATE. but I'm kinda nice too.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 04:05:00 GMT