the land of the free...and Tahoma the brave |
I can't remember exactly how the conversation went on the night bus on Saturday night. For obvious reasons.
I think it may have started with the 2012 Olympics logo, which appears to ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:58:00 GMT |
I'm roamin', they're Roman...oh, man... |
Yesterday evening, London Underground decided in their near-infinite wisdom to close the busiest station on the network, Victoria Station. Cue scenes of uncontrolled chaos with hundreds of peopl...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:37:00 GMT |
Eurovision fever hits...well, fever pitch I suppose |
I stayed in to watch Eurovision last night. I awarded my douze points to the Georgians (swordfighting, gormless facial expressions), narrowly defeating the Ukranians (Christopher Biggins in ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 13:33:00 GMT |
pub quiz fever hits...well, fever pitch i suppose |
I'm pleased to report that the Village pub quiz was taken by storm last night by team Full Kettle Jacket. Without any mobile phone chicanery, I might add. Of course, we lost the lot on the...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:37:00 GMT |
millions now swimming will never drown |
To check for leaks in your tortoise:
1) Frighten it, so it retracts head and limbs into its shell. You could do this by showing it a picture of the tortoise's only known predator, the diamond-to...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:37:00 GMT |
the tracks of my fears |
My train was delayed the other day between Rugby and Coventry due to the train in front striking something in a tunnel. They didn't tell us exactly what it had struck, but they didn't need to.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:37:00 GMT |
the bread roll |
I received a card through the door telling me that a package had been sent to me with insufficient stampage, and if I wanted it I needed to pay the difference. I could either go along...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:17:00 GMT |
doctor, doctor... |
...i think I can cure AIDS within three days.
Really? How?
Oh, some sort of combination of herbs, the precise combination of which I cannot reveal at present.
This Gambian President Yahya Jammeh...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:16:00 GMT |
a whole new world |
"It is true to say that many great artists are never appreciated in their own time so I think just to be sure, Jordan and Peter should both be killed"http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/customer-review...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:23:00 GMT |
scottish manager's job fever hits...well, fever pitch I suppose |
Taken from the BBC's website:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/6289
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I'd be more careful before drawing a pair of comedy glasses on ex-Aberdeen and Scotland legend Alex M...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:01:00 GMT |
