People who want to form bands that sound like the more ferocious parts of the Vietnam War, and then play gigs at little open mic nights in desperate, backwater towns.........An unofficial sponser............Art students....other writers....drug dealers...parents....religious freaks...Shakuhachi teachers within realistic travelling distance...A hip 60s cat with a studio to make noise in for less than £7 pounds an hour...a new car....a homeless man who doesnt follow me around town...the Older Woman...more insanely talented bass players and guitarists....Aliens...Jesus