I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I saw you from across the party and I felt compelled to come over and tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that things good. I want to be friends with it! Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
