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Edward Martin III

About Me

I am composed entirely of atoms. I defy categorization merely through the use of radio buttons. I wear pants, usually. I vote.

If you send me a friend invitation, at least drop me a note explaining why. I mean, just give me some sort of context, here, okay? Do we know each other in real life? Via the same groups? Via an ancient and long-dead ancestor who channels through your new cell phone?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A doughnut that is sweet and yummy and intelligent enough to clearly express a desire to be eaten. It would not hurt if that doughnut has references and can tell me the next number in the sequence: 6, 28, 496... (that's a bonus)

My Blog

California, here I come!

I am traveling down the western coast of this fascinating dichotomy of a country, heading toward the LA area with my girlfriend Elise around June 13-16 (possibly be there the evening of the 12th or th...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 18:46:00 GMT

Drawn Together

Just watched all three seasons. Laughed my ass off. Over and out! 
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 19:05:00 GMT

Let's make a movie!

I and my buddy Ryan are heading to Baycon in a few weeks to make a movie! Our annual Let's Make a Movie workshop, now entering its TENTH year, breaks weird ground by including everyone in the works...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 10:07:00 GMT

My friends...

...are awesome. You guys are gifts! Thank you for all your notes and thoughts and for being you.Take care!
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:44:00 GMT

This is what happened.

I talk with my dad every day, ever since a couple of years back. I just spent a week visiting him, two weeks ago. Monday night, he went to bed, and Tuesday morning, he never woke up. So, I am back ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:17:00 GMT

One Huge Problem...

&Is that we equate sex with intimacy.Then we equate intimacy with privacy.Then we equate privacy with secrets.Then we equate secrets with Something BadSo, we end up with sex = Something Bad.There are ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:24:00 GMT

ANYONE Can Learn to Cook

I did not learn to cook until I was quite definitely an adult.  I took one Home-Ec class in grade school, but, having a penis, was mostly ignored, or asked to make pillows in the shape of footballs.So...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:58:00 GMT

Fortunes, week 7

Week seven. Missed last week because of a Cosmic Bejiggerment.If I hit the nail on the head, please do post a testimonial! That would be cool! * MONDAY, February 16, 2009: The yelling bugs you (and ri...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:55:00 GMT

This is WHY theres an Internet!

Why cant we OFFICIALLY learn about sex the same way we officially learn about everything else?I know what repair manuals are, and I know what cookbooks are, so I can fix things and cook things. I don...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:34:00 GMT

Namaste

What is it with namaste?I looked it up. Basically, its supposed to be an expression that shows mutual respect  each person honoring the divine spark in the other person  and I have a lot of respe...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:46:00 GMT