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Cereal Blasphamist

Shorteh Gets Crunk...

About Me


At two AM, he jumped on me,
said for five months he has loved ...
"Okay, it's your turn. Say the same."
I'd like to like you like you like me
but I can't please understand.
I'm not a bitch... but I am.
He wept and wiped his face with one hand
said that we can't be friends.
"How could you not want me? I'm hot.
Just tell me. It's okay."
Stop trying. I don't want you.
You don't want to stop trying.
You want me, well...
I want to dance.
Days do pass, still wants to talk,
says for five months, he has loved ...
Okay, you know I'm not the same.
I'd like to like you like you like me,
but I can't please understand.
I'm not a bitch... but I am.
He weeps and wipes his face with more tears,
this time, with his other hand.
"How could you kiss me there then just go,
leave me a sample in a song."
Stop trying... tryin... trying.
I don't want you. You don't want to stop trying.
You want me, well...
I want to dance.
So just dance.
Put on your boots and walk out the door.
Forget the face that you watched before.
It's not worth the time or worth the tears.
Shut your mouth. Be a dear.
Poupeegir

My Interests

Training my lama to spit in yer eye, dancing like no one is looking, sleeping in strange places, being addicted to strange things, falling inlove with people I don't know, throwing food at people or peoples food out windows, play fighting, making people feel like less of a person, acting 5, dropping cat treats on my cats head, laying in the sun (bring it cancer!), wearing sunglasses at night, getting revenge, jumping on my bed, shooting things, and the list goes on

Music:


You know how I roll. Palabra.

Movies:

I love Quentin Tarantino films, foreign films, comedies, and bloody violent movies.

Television:

I wish I still had cable... :(

Books:

I read... I swear!

Heroes:

Booze

My Blog

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Myspace messages deleted XD
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:21:00 PST

Mya!!!!

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Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:45:00 PST

guys are dumb mmkay

This guy calls me last night and calls me a fucking whore for not answering my phone at midnight! Wow I work mornings and actually sleep! OMG news flash! That guy is not getting a second date for sure...
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:44:00 PST

Jeez

stayed out from 1am to 3pm today XD
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:10:00 PST

lol

This is with out a doubt the dumbest and craziest thing we've ever done and that's with a long sorted career of dumb and crazy things.
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

piratemonkeyrobotubernesss

Check this out then you can bow down to me cuz I'm insane.
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:17:00 PST

i says so

1.Where is your pet right now?in the kitchen or bathroom2. Last time you kissed someone?meh3. Name five things you did last night?i did some stuff4. Last time you consumed alcohol?last friday i had a ...
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:28:00 PST

So Cal Muscle

I would be VERY careful who I piss off :D
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

Killing some time before 4

If I were a doll, the three accessories packaged with me would be:cell phone, nintendo DS, and altoids lolI have an irrational fear of:loveWhat type of food do you eat at your grandparents' house?ribb...
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

Post as "I'm 60% percent guyish." and "I'm 100% percent girlish" lmao

BOY PART[x] You like hoodies[x] You love jeans[] Dogs are better than cats.[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.[] Shopping is torture[] Sad movies suc...
Posted by Cereal Blasphamist on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:05:00 PST