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About Me


I AM KNAVE MURDOK AND I AM BOUNDLESS AND INVINCIBLE!!!There is only one real way to find out "About Me" that isn't just a fool's endeavor, but it would require installing some video in/out ports into my brain as well as a coaxial sound cable, so one could plug in some input/output jacks to some kind of video device, to get a clear picture of what's going on in there. For your convenience, I have done just that, and the results of my two experiments are viewable here:
I take no responsability for the side effects which include headaches, drowsiness, nausea, urinary infection, oily discharge, electrical discharge, leprosy, brain damage, blackouts, mysterious bloody noses, blurred vision or temporary blindness, sudden infant death syndrome, boneitus, crisis or loss of religious faith, the shakes, the spins, accelerated fingernail growth, hallucinations, uncontrollable falling down, foamy diarrhea, lung cancer, birth defects or miscarriages, diabetes or loss of appetite.
2. And she being with child cried, travailing in birth and pained to be delivered.
3. And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon having seven
heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
4. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to earth: and the
dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
5. And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child
was caught up unto God, and to His throne.
-Book of Revelations Chapter 12-1. Somewhere deep in the superficial prison of suburbia, he is born.
2. A voice we have not yet heard, a small shriveled sign of things to come.
3. The child wanders his cell, oblivious to the horrors of the digital age.
4. From this larva, a leader shall emerge, born of flesh, he will grow to shake the very pillars of Heaven.
5. When the transformation is complete, his wrath shall be immeasurable.
-Book of Knave Chapter 1--The Arrow and the Song-I shoot an arrow into the air, It fell to earth, I knew not where; For, so swiftly it flew, the sight Could not follow it in its flight. I breathed a song into the air, It fell to earth, I knew not where; For who has sight so keen and strong, That it can follow the flight of song? Long, long afterward, in an oak I found the arrow, still unbroke; And the song, from beginning to end, I found again in the heart of a friend.This poem was written by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
I was perfectly content leading you believe that I wrote it.
As you can see, I have every intention of biting your rhymes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My profile says I am married, married to whom? you may be asking. Why, I am married to the sea, of course. So fear not ladies, I am still available, but only if you are prepared to compete with a mistress as harsh and as unpredictable as the ever-changing sea. Good luck ladies!
I'm down with anyone who likes to just hang out, have good conversations, make jokes, play games, watch movies or likes music. I'm also down with people who like to play music, if you wanna start a band, I've got lyrics up the yin yang.
When we meet, there are two things you must get used to.
Number 1: I'm gonna be a dick!
Do not worry, this does not mean I don't like you, I like to make fun of people, poke fun at them and make jokes, even say some things that are downright cruel.
This is all part of the process of getting to know me, this is my own little way of hazing the people whom I deem worthy to call my friends.
Number 2: I will often say and do things that do not make sense.
This is perfectly normal, when I was thirteen and three quarters years old, I had a dreadful crawfish accident. Upon the horizon o'er yonder I did spy a ship, flying the Jolly Roger. The Captain of this dreadful vessel was none other than Cajun Chef Paul Prudhomme, I guarantee!
He asked me to pass the salt, but unbeknownst to me, it was a cruel pirate trick.
And that is how Evan and his friends defeated THE END!
If stroking this sacred text is a sin, then may I never be blessed.

My Blog

One Man's Ceiling...

Some days I especially hate living in an apartment.I hate being called at 4 in the morning by some stranger I'll never know (and quite possibly will never care to know) to be told to turn off my TV.So...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 04:34:00 GMT

Murder

I'm far too used to terrible things only happening when they come out of my pen and fall onto a page.It is extremly easy for me to create characters who all lead tragic lives and meet horrifying ends,...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:54:00 GMT

Big Fat News From Knave Murdok and ParaSomnia Comics!!

First off! The dates for Wondercon have been pushed back!New dates will be February 27th through March 1stsame place at the Moscone Centerall new info can be retrieved at the following linkhttp://www....
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:30:00 GMT

Chrimbo,all up in yo’ face.

Don't think about this holiday as the birth of a religious figure you may or may not believe in.Don't think of it as a manufactured event, where stores get busy, life gets hectic and we're all urged t...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:34:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to MAH PEEPS!!!

Another Thanksgiving is upon us, dear friends. Even though it is totally and utterly cliche, I wanted to take a moment to let you all know that YOU GUYS are what I'm thankful for :-)You've all been su...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:43:00 GMT

My thread may be a bitch, but YOUR thread is a whore!

Maybe someday I'll have a birthday party where I ain't sick as a dog, hacking and coughing while trying to play Wario Ware and have nice conversations with my friends. Maybe someday, but not this year...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Who’s This? Mr. Balloons! Mr. Ballons Hands! No Way! No Way! Get Real!

So it's been 3 months, hasn't it?I've been so caught up in... everything lately.If you paid any attention at all to my last post, I am a famous cartoonist now, did you even know that? Bet you fuckers ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:57:00 GMT

I DRINK IT UP!!!

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Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 05:21:00 GMT

Replace the Bullets with Polish Made Substitutes

I was filling out a survey for some reason; I'm not sure why I do them, really. Most of the time it amuses me to try and think of the most nonsensical shit to the dumb questions, but some of the time ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Can’t You Hear Them? Can’t You Hear the WAFFLES???

Dire and important news is afoot! Although... at this point in the proverbial "game" it won’t come as much of a surprise to any of you, seeing as how I’ve found it absolutely impossible to...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:27:00 GMT