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I am lowkey, easy to get along with and reserved. That depends on who I'm around and the situation. I can be laid back or very hype. I am highly sarcastic and love to joke and laugh. I'm think I got all the jokes. I'm quiet around people I don't know well, but I talk too damn much at work. Most of the time, it's whatever. I like to make at the last minute. But to cut to the chase, I'm ssooo fly about 92% percent of the time, so everyone should want to be my friend! Ha
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Name: Erica Bad Azz
Birthday: August 8
Birthplace: Houston, TX
Current Location: Ratchet Town, USA
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Black as hell
The Shoes You Wore Today: bronze, old navy ballet flats
Your Weakness: peircings
Your Fears: losing a contact
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my damn job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: when i get off, i'm going back to bed.
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips
Your Bedtime: after squidbillies
Your Most Missed Memory: my brother and when uncle bud kicked me out his house.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: in men?
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: no, mom!
Do you Sing: only when I want to disappoint somebody.
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: already been. school is for suckas
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: as in believe my own lies?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: who doesn't. look at me
Are you a He alth Freak: yeah,can't you tell.
Do you get along with your Parents: depends. do I owe them money?
Do you like Thunderstorms: nope
Do you play an Instrument: used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah. now ask Corey.
In the past month have you Smoked: never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who does that?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope. I get the beef teryaki.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah right. by who?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: you wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: that girl's boyfriend
Ever been Drunk: who me?
Ever been called a Tease: only by men who don't believe I'm a virgin
Ever been Beaten up: by my mama
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grand wizard in the KKK
What country would you most like to Visit: africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long Hair: short unless it's dreads
Height: taller than me
Weight: surprise me
Best Clothing Style: neat, well put-together. no cheap shit and no holes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: stopped counting
Number of Piercings: not counting my ears?
Number of Tattoos: 4 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

I LOVE interior design. Give me a sofa, a vase, and a can paint and it's over. my body art, dressing up, reading, shopping (and I don't mean at El Cheapo's). partying with my cousins on the weekends. and of course, I dance better than almost anyone I know. I'm real modest.

I'd like to meet:

Jonathan Adler, Phillip Starck, Oprah, my birth family, anyone but the losers, and my Maker, but hold on- not just yet!

Music:

UGK, Elton John, Journey, webbie, slim thug, billy joel, destiny's childs, ramones, the vines, kanye west, and a lotta others, but i'm an 80's baby.

Movies:

Troop Beverly Hills, Women of Brewster Place, The Hills Have Eyes

Television:

Kojak, First 48, City Confidential, Oprah, Nancy Grace, and stupid court shows, HGTV, What not to wear, Super milk Chan Show, Family Guy. ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: tacky dressers
2: not getting married
3: losing a contact
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Jenni
2: Eric
3: Kim
Three Things I love:
1: My neices
2: my apartment
3: monte carlos
Three Things I hate:
1: honda accords
2: niggas that lie about stuff I didn't even ask.
3: tacky dressers
Three things I don't understand:
1: math
2: dumb hoes
3: Big Fat Shirley
Three things on my desk:
1: My PDA
2: picture of Billie Holliday
3: My ipod
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: talking shit
2: typing
3: doing deactivations- FEMA style
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: go to Africa
2: get married
3: adopt some kids
Three things I can do:
1: dress
2: pick nice furniture
3: be a good friend
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: sarcastic
2: shy
3: fun loving
Three things I can't do:
1: be tacky
2: be trifiin'
3: live off of somebody else
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Books:

I stopped reading books with words a minute ago.
First Name: Erica
Middle Name: Nicole
Birthday: August 8
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Fav color: Turquoise
Day/Night: night
Fave Food: shrimp
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? sometimes
Do you like anyone? yes
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Eric
Who's the loudest? Jenni
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Jenni
Who's the shyest: Ebony
Are you close to any family members? yes
When you cried the most: when my brother died
What's the best feeling in the world: walking into my own apartment
Worst Feeling: when he didn't call back
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: wild side.
Let's run through: this lie again.
Let's look at the: boys.
What a nice: Victoria Ghost chair!
Where did all the: good guys go?
Why can't you: just shut the hell up?
Silly, little: rabbit. Trix are for kids.
Tell me: the truth.
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: nope
Pictured your crush naked: hhmmm.
Skipped school: once
Broken someone's heart: yeah
Been in love: nope
Cried when someone died: yeah
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: who can't I have?
Done something embarrassing: all day
Done a drug: nope
Cried in school: yeah
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: my black dress
Person You Hate Most: the person who killed my brother
Best Thing That Has Happened: my neices
Ice Cream: pralines and cream
WHO Makes you laugh the most: Jenni, Eric, Kim, Hosea, Tramika, Cami
Makes you smile: Cami
Has A Crush On You: too many to name. lol
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: yeah
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: yeah
Made out with JUST a friend?: yeah
Kissed two people in the same day?: yeah
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: never
Been rejected: . by a married man...long story
Been in love?: never
Been used?: nope
Done something you regret?: yeah
Cheated on someone?: nope
Been called a tease: all day
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: L.S.
You talked to on the phone?: K.B.
You hugged?: T.L.
You instant messaged?: J.H.
You kissed?: L.S.
You yelled at?: I don't yell
Who text messaged you?: J.H
Who broke your heart?: C.M.
Who told you they loved you?: my mama
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My Blog

Three simple rules

Okay, for those of you who don't already know, I'm going to help you out. Yes, out of the goodness of my own heart.  Now I usually don't do anything for men for free just out the blue, but someon...
Posted by The new Matt Dillon on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:51:00 PST

You asked for it. Now deal.

I'm gonna title this "You get what you ask for."  Why?  Because in most cases it's true.  I, myself over the years, have asked for a million dollars, a dirt bike, a Hello Kitty shoe shi...
Posted by The new Matt Dillon on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST

The Average Black Man

This weekend marks the official start of an era in my life where I truly believe, with my whole heart, that the black man is full of shit. Especially the young black man.  I've tried to hold the ...
Posted by The new Matt Dillon on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

I'm moving out

I'm finally moving the hell outta my momma's house.  Enough said.
Posted by The new Matt Dillon on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:03:00 PST