And I thought Ralph Nader was an Obnoxious Little Turd. |
Libertarian Party presidential nominee, and complete waste of funding, Bob Barr tried to get the Texas Supreme Court to remove the names of the Democratic and Republican candidates from our ballot on ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:36:00 GMT |
You Know You Want To: |
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Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:34:00 GMT |
Econo-F*ck. |
'Money, get away. Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
The economy is in shambles. Check your 401(k), or just your bank statement, and you'll likely agree. Everyone has felt the effects of ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:33:00 GMT |
Voices. |
The Economy is Fine.
If you are a retard.
I, of course, am not a retard.
Actually, I apologize. Retards aren't that retarded.
It stands to reason, then, that John McCain is more retarded than ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:31:00 GMT |
It’s Hip to be a Square. |
Cigarettes just don't have the sex appeal they used to.
Back in the day, you were required to accessorise your come-hither look with a lit square just to be taken seriously. Then that damn Truth.com...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:57:00 GMT |
Nine Eleven |
When the first tower fell, I distinctly remember walking through the courtyard of my high school towards my first class of the day. My friend Stephen excitedly informed me that a plane had hit the Wor...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:53:00 GMT |
White Noise (Not an Article About Bill OReilly!) |
As you all know, after February 17, 2009, Television will be 100% digital. While most people scramble to cash in their Digital-to-Analog Converter Box Coupons, a debate has risen over what to do with ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:52:00 GMT |
My Ridiculous Assumption that Ghosts Did Not Have Political Parties. |
John McCain accepted his party's nomination Thursday night. Although boring and unnatural (McCain is definitely more in his element at smaller venues), the speech wasn't all that bad. Until, that is, ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:18:00 GMT |
Baked Alaskan with White Whine: A One Act Play |
Setting: Prime time, October 2, 2008. A packed house at Washington University in St. Louis. Cast: Sarah Palin, Joe Biden, Moderator, Crowd, Spectator 1, and Spectator 2. Opening Shot: The crowd sti...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:52:00 GMT |
Hutto: Seen with my Own Eyes (by Marco) |
With only images of what I had heard on the radio and read on the Internet, I didn't know what to expect as I drove towards T. Don Hutto Residential Center, an immigrant detention facility in Taylor, ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:51:00 GMT |
