working out, soccer, golf, basketball, pretending to be a rock star, weird people, fashion, art, writing, laughing at people when they fall down, learning, watching TV, masturbating, movies, track jackets, vainly styling my hair (I'm probably the best that I know of), bars, clubs, parties, after hours, cooking, the Cardinals, medicinal marijuana, dancing like Patrick Swayze, health, pornography (preferably from the 70's or 80's), apocalyptic christian stuff
All God's children....the Devil's too
Korn, Outkast, Journey (they're the shit, and I don't care what anyone says), Eminem, Sublime, Killers, Linkin Park, Hed P E, Do or Die, Fleetwood Mac, Gorillaz, Muse, Spice Girls, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, NIN, Nas, Led Zepplin, Lost Prophets, old school Weezer, Nirvana, 311, Incubus, Bone Thugs, Sir Bob Marley, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, house and trance (sometimes), basically anything that doesn't suck
Fight Club (people don't realize that it's a comedy), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Top Gun, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Rules of Attraction, The Shawshank Redemption, Seven, The Godfather I & II, all the Lord of the Rings movies (the books are better,though), American Psycho, Dumb and Dumber, Sideways, Napoleon Dynamite, Snatch, all of the Ernest P. Worrel movies ("ya know wat I mean Vern?"), Belly, the Exorcist, Jerry Maguire (my chick flick exception), Trainspotting, The Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now, Casino, Tombstone, Old School, The Matrix (a deeper movie then most people know), Office Space
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab, basically anything on Adult Swim, Family Guy, Iron Chef, Project Runway, Top Chef, Seinfeld, any stupid reality show on VH1, Flight of the Concords, Scrubs, Cheers, Kids In the Hall, Cinematech, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (I wish it was still on), the Chappelle Show, The Sopranos, Pardon the Interuption, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Ultimate Fighter, Ren & Stimpy, Naked Science, I Shouldn't Be Alive (watch this show and you'll immediately feel better about your cushiony little life), anything on the Discovery, History, or National Geopgraphic Channel
anything by Tolkien, Fight Club, American Psycho, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, the Kama Sutra, the Bible
my Dad's sperm(wouldn't be here w/o it), Dad, Jesus, Hulk Hogan, Larry Bird, Pele, Tiger Woods, Vincent Chase, Mom, Tyler Durden, Ernest P. Worrel, Rod Stewart's hair, Hunter S. Thompson, Larry Flynt, Adolphus Busch, Sir Lancelot, Maverick, Grandpa, Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance, Mario Batali, the U.S. Military, Pujols, Howard Hughes, Abe Lincoln, the Backstreet Boys, chesse, Danny Tanner