interesting.... |
Swing in this treeOh I am bounce around so wellBranch to branch,limb to limb you seeAll in a day's dreamI'm stuckLike the other monkeys hereI am a humble monkeySitting up in here againBut then came th...
Posted by Almost Famous on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST |
motorcycle accidents make for great television. |
so some 90 year old bitch decides to almost fucking kill me today while im riding my bike. she turns right in front of me. i almost nailed her front end and flipped over the fucking hood. i missed her...
Posted by Almost Famous on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST |
UPDATE! |
i think im going to shit a fireball. its not a good deal
Posted by Almost Famous on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:08:00 PST |
hot wing sauce |
ok so i was at kallies tonight, and pete had a bowl of hotwing sauce left over from his meal, and he said if i chugged the whole thing he would buy my meal....so i did, and he did. oh yea i almost fo...
Posted by Almost Famous on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST |
Jackpot |
got my nintendo back, hahaha. take that grandma.....but what did you do with the other half of my games?...............you're a tricky one.
Posted by Almost Famous on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST |
Glad |
im glad that you've turned into a drunk and are too busy drinking to notice anything anymore. I'm glad that your so pre-ocupied with fucking your ex boyfriend every day to have a life anymore. I'm gla...
Posted by Almost Famous on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:15:00 PST |
asshole cassorole |
so yea, went for a bike ridy today, ended up in my underwear and going throught the simonson's car wash.....but hey all in a days work for Jesse "The Experience" Lingenfelter right? yea, its like 4am...
Posted by Almost Famous on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:06:00 PST |
chocolate milk |
so chocolate milk rocks, and i like drinking it, and i was thinking if i spilled chocolate milk on my taekwondo uniform and went there with a big chocolate spot on it would they kick me out?
Or would...
Posted by Almost Famous on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:36:00 PST |
boobs |
ok people, so me and zack were driving around today after we had some nurishment at the china sun and we decided to go out to A1 junk yard and look around it was pretty sweet, we saw zack's old tempo ...
Posted by Almost Famous on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:48:00 PST |
here i am again |
so its 2:33 in the a.m. the night of christmas day and im feeling pretty down in the dumps about being alone. Christmas time always makes me sad because it reminds me of a sad time in my life when the...
Posted by Almost Famous on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:56:00 PST |
