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Mrs. Jones

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About Me

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies ~ I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size ~ But when I start to tell them ~ They think I'm telling lies. I say ~ It's in the reach of my arms ~ The span of my hips ~ The stride of my steps ~ The curl of my lips. I'm a woman ~ Phenomenally ~ Phenomenal woman ~ That's me.I walk into a room ~ Just as cool as you please ~ And to a man ~ The fellows stand or ~ Fall down on their knees ~ Then they swarm around me ~ A hive of honey bees. I say ~ It's the fire in my eyes ~ And the flash of my teeth ~ The swing of my waist ~ And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman~ Phenomenally ~ Phenomenal woman ~ That's me.Men themselves have wondered ~ What they see in me ~ They try so much ~ But they can't touch ~ My inner mystery. When I try to show them ~ They say they still can't see. I say ~ It's in the arch of my back ~ The sun of my smile ~ The ride of my breasts ~ The grace of my style. I'm a woman ~ Phenomenally ~ Phenomenal woman ~ That's me.Now you understand ~ Just why my head's not bowed ~ I don't shout or jump about ~ Or have to talk real loud ~ When you see me passing ~ It ought to make you proud. I say ~ It's in the click of my heels ~ The bend of my hair ~ The palm of my hand ~ The need for my care. 'Cause I'm a woman ~ Phenomenally ~ Phenomenal woman ~ That's me. ~ Maya the Great
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My Interests

1. Roald Dahl books 2. Date night with Monique 3. All things pho 4. A clean workspace (aka Brazilian wax) 5. Exercise and fresh air

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I'd like to meet:

Monique...downtown...for pho.
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?

Heroes:

MOM LOVES KAI THE PRETTY PRINCESS YES, MY SON HAS A PINK NUK. WHAT. WE ARE SOBER. EVERGREEN CHEERLEADERS THROWING DEVIL HORNS IN THE WOODS. IN TEVAS. ALL THE GIRLS SAY HE'S PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY. SEE, APPARENTLY I'M EVEN DROOLING ON HIS SHIRT... CAMPING IS RAD.

My Blog

My day rocks so.

No seriously.  Since this quarter started I've been working twice as hard as usual and getting half as much done.  What with snow days, sick children, my grandma dying, a week without h...
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST

Airbrushing celebs

Go to "Portfolio" and mess around with this site to see all the airbrushing.  For every woman who has ever felt like shit after flipping through Maxim.  PS - Jessica Biel looks better withou...
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:29:00 PST

This shit is funny

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Myspace#Myspa ce_whores
Posted by Mrs. Jones on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:31:00 PST