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philip

About Me

yeah

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mom. Wait, I did last night on the corner. ooooops....

My Blog

They better do good

If the Cardinals don't win this series I am never giving Scott Rolen BBQ sauce ever again, and I mean never. If he asks it will cost him $0.12.
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 00:20:00 GMT

Yupp

Gold Bond Triple Action Body Powder is a savior. I give major props to the man that invented it. Thank you Gold Bond!!!!!!!11
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:04:00 GMT

Damnit

Somebody sell me a house for $3.87. I need a place to live.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:30:00 GMT

Meat

I really want a Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill. They are only 150$. Who wants to buy me one??
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:32:00 GMT

Work

I need a new job. Fuck McD's. They suck, but the free food is good. That is how they sucker you in to staying there. Damnit Beavis.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:17:00 GMT

I will do it.

From here on out my new goal is to punch 3 french people in the face every day.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:51:00 GMT

Hoser

Everyone should check out  Joe Rogan's blog . Way funny. He got into a flame war with some hosehead and posted it on his site. Awesome.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:18:00 GMT

biotch

When I get sick I drink beer, and lots of it.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 22:43:00 GMT

Weird Al is a total goof-ball

i know it hasnt been long but i think i need another entree..........Another one rides the bus..... It was smellin all like a locker room, there was junk all over the floor its already packed like sar...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:26:00 GMT

Olde Engrish 800 and other drinks of my choice

Sometimes I wish I owend a typewriter...other times I am glad I don't. But drinking Olde Engrish makes me happy. Sometimes its my only friend....
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:57:00 GMT