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Jarrod

the geeks were right.

About Me

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My Interests

cold lampin' with irony. convergence and contrasts

I'd like to meet:

anyone with a strong stomach for vulgarity. and hot ladies.

Music:

deltron, radiohead, the soundtrack of our lives, talking heads, primus, handsome boy modeling school, the flaming lips, nwa, beck and so on and so on in that fashion.

Movies:

spaceballs, blazing saddles, a few dollars more, star wars, squealer, deliverance, pulp fiction, teagan erotique, big lebowski, ghost world, darkside, old school, billy madison, evil pink 2, dirty harry movies, orca, star trek the wraith of kahn, happiness, bulworth, stuntgirl 2, unforgiven, jaws, true genius, war games, young harlots in London, the kill bills, akira, fear and loathing in las vegas, showgirls, made, american pyscho, bowling for columbine, falling down, weapons of ass destruction 3, indiana jones, fargo, high plains drifter, jaws 4 the revenge, armageddon

Television:

simpsons, south park, cops, king of the hill, arrested development, the shield, reno 911, curb your enthusiasm, lost, twilight zone, the andy griffith show, gilligan's island, jerry springer, maury povich, daytime insurance and diploma by mail commercials, asian market report, nova

Books:

jose saramago, salman rushdie, hemmingway, orwell, camus, jarod diamond, nabakov, stienbeck, anything history like about africa or asia or politic like.lots of Swank and High Society too.

Heroes:

the doctor who pulled me from the dark hole of my mother's uterus...& superman & Larry David

My Blog

i hate my brain cells and my cash and I learn from nothing

So....for some reason i dropped $46 on a season pass to 24 from iTunes. what the hell is wrong with me, I think it is my sick addiction to consistancy; this show is consistantly fucking horrible. We a...
Posted by Jarrod on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

vs. China

diplomatic snaffooGrenada has promised an inquiry after Taiwan's national anthem was played instead of China's at a ceremony in the Grenadian capital, St George's. The diplomatic gaffe happened durin...
Posted by Jarrod on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

digging for fire

so at work the other day a unopened pack of marlboro reds fell on my head. where did they come from? they literally fell on my head. Whenever i try to start smoking i always go for the Marlboro reds....
Posted by Jarrod on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

wars cannonball down the mountain

Hello!In about 60 years historians will call today the "unofficial" start of World War ThreeSo this is why the middle east is a really really bad place to be bogged down at the moment. That place can ...
Posted by Jarrod on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST

village in the sun

Just got back from Vegas after 3 days of the avn adult expo....you wanna know how it went?It was pretty cool...did the whole retail buyer thing. looked at the newest in lubricants and dildos. I tell y...
Posted by Jarrod on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

almost forgot

hahahaha who really cares about the manner in which this gaping cunt died? oooooh no he got yelled at before he died. shit....i wouldve taken a watery dump on him if i were there. letting this man rot...
Posted by Jarrod on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

las vegas x3

oh shit so I thought i was going to be in Las Vegas for 1 night of the convention....but snap im there all 3 nights. thrusday friday and saturday. geebus.
Posted by Jarrod on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Las Vegas again??

next week is the AVN expo in Las Vegas and guess who has a paid trip to las vegas next week to look at a bunch of porn stars? me and like 10000 other people from Los Angeles. And guess who gets in fre...
Posted by Jarrod on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

my dad used to be a mailman

absolutely not! can someone explain to me WHY we need artificial inteligence? Its time we unite as a society and destroy all robots. ...
Posted by Jarrod on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

Apocalypto

i've seen 2 movies in 2 weeks omg i'm on a roll lately. Borat was pretty funny and the other night i saw apocalypto. Mel gibson makes a pretty decent film...but i think he needs to steer away from the...
Posted by Jarrod on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST