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Anna

Abandon every hope, ye who enter here.

About Me

God, I hate trying to explain myself. I've spent the better part of my adult life attempting to gain enough insight to be able to tell who I *really* am versus who I *think* I am. That takes too much time and too much work, so I now rely strictly on internet quizzes to define myself.
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You May Be a Bit Obsessive Compulsive...
Meticulous and detailed oriented, you have some irrational obsessions.
Maybe it's your super neat closet or washing your hands a gazillion times.
You probably know it's weird, but you just can't stop thinking about it.
In fact, the more you think about your quirks, the more you have to do them. What Personality Disorder Are You?
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic
What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays
Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Who Should Paint You: Pablo Picasso
You're an expressive soul who shows many emotions, with many subtleties
Only a master painter could represent your glorious contradictions What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com That's just plain creepy...how did they know about my toenail?

My Interests

I'm much too complicated to list my interests...besides, if I tell you all of this now, what will we have to talk about in the morning?
You Are The Hermit
You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are.
You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions.
A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth.
You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.

Your fortune:

It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you.
All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice.
It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life.
Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon. What Tarot Card Are You? My Tarot for the day...11/28/06

I'd like to meet:

Dorothy Parker...and here's a little sample as to why:“You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”“I wish I could drink like a lady/ I can take one or two at the most/ Three and I'm under the table/ Four and I'm under the host”I also have a question or two for Jesus & I'd like to get a progress report from the Founding Fathers.

Music:

Yeah, I listen to it.

Movies:

I like most movies...except bad ones...and even some of those grow on me.

Television:

I like to pretend that I don't watch much television, but my secret fantasy is to have TiVo, so I can watch *EVEN MORE* television.

Books:

I'll read anything...unless it's been written by Bret Easton Ellis. I don't care what Chuch Palahniuk thinks.

Heroes:

Wonder Woman, my Wicked Stepmonster and single mothers everywhere...and not necessarily in that order!
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Ambush Protector
Your Superpower is Solar
Your Weakness is Toilet Paper
Your Weapon is Your Cosmic Pitchfork
Your Mode of Transportation is Sleigh What's your Superhero Name?

My Blog

Technology...gack!

My Mom gave me a cell phone.  Now I'm one of THOSE people.  Puh...
Posted by Anna on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST

Everything I Learned about the Law, I Learned on Television

So, here are a couple of things that I found out recently.  Just goes to show that you can't trust anyone (okay, you can trust them, just not the source of their knowledge...fuck, it, y...
Posted by Anna on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:02:00 PST

Open Letter to All I Groped on Saturday

Just so you know, I'm an ass-grabber.  A Cheeky Monkey, if you will.  I whole-heartedly apologize for the spiritual, as well as physical, bruises. On the other hand, consider yourselves luck...
Posted by Anna on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:48:00 PST

The dream is dead.

Dave Grohl and his wife (no, not me), Jordyn Blum, welcomed their first child, Violet Maye, on Saturday, April 15, in Los Angeles. I guess that Dave & I will have to remain star-crossed lovers...u...
Posted by Anna on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:58:00 PST

Beware the irritable woman...

I thought I would do everyone a favor & just start listing out things that give me Tourette's.  Consider this a public service announcement.  Of course, some of you will now do these thi...
Posted by Anna on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:29:00 PST

You're out of order...

No, wait, you're all in a new order!  It was so unimaginative, having you alphabetized by first name.  Some genius, who shall remain nameless (Amy Jean Barker), because she understands ...
Posted by Anna on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:37:00 PST

Tag...

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about myself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule clearly. In...
Posted by Anna on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST

I don't know if I'm comfortable with this!

Hmm... E-You're loyal to those you love.L- You have a nice ass ;O)I-Love is something you deeply believe in.Z-You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD.  (WHAT??)A- Pretty damn good kisser.B-You are...
Posted by Anna on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:05:00 PST

I'm the perfect girlfriend...these results are certified!

Since I don't actually have a boyfriend, I'm going to use this as an advertisement!   You Are A Professional Girlfriend! http://images.yournewromance.com/whatkindofgirlfriendareyouq uiz/prof...
Posted by Anna on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:59:00 PST

Topless in Training

I am so easily distracted...here I am in training, supposed to be learning some very complicated stuff, but I can't stop taking these stupid personality quizzes.  Why?  Am I so confused abou...
Posted by Anna on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:49:00 PST