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Inhuman

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About Me

What about me? What about bob?

My Interests

Nothing to see here, move along.

I'd like to meet:

Aaron McGruder

Music:

Weird Al.

Movies:

UHF

Television:

Al TV

Books:

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My Blog

If you've ever wondered

What I think about life, and human kind in general, Click this link. Yes. It's the perfect summation of my view of, well,  the earth. Too bad someone else made this, I would have done it even...
Posted by Scott Jorgenson on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:44:00 PST

Regarding Comments & the Updated Profile

All comments are appreciated (except yours, Oliver), but I'm not a big fan of the giant, animated thingys that divert your eye. Thanks all for the lovely comments, but I deleted some of the more.......
Posted by Scott Jorgenson on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:15:00 PST

Seven - Ten Split

I am the worlds worst bowler. Quadrepalegics bowl better than me. My average in the wednesday night work league is ...106.  Should go up by 1 or 2 from my performance tonite. Alas, I stink. I...
Posted by Scott Jorgenson on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:04:00 PST

Jordan Tabb

Sucks squirrell semen.  He has a personal stash and enjoys this daily. COMPLETELY UNRELATED When walking a distance of 1 mile plus, make sure you: 1) have hat and gloves so your extremeties ...
Posted by Scott Jorgenson on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST

Cheese covered Vitamins

I have done nothing productive today. At all. It felt pretty good. I didn't get out of bed until 8.  I made eggs and coffee, which is unusual for me. I despise cooking here, since there is n...
Posted by Scott Jorgenson on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:45:00 PST

Purple Monkey dishwasher

The diet and excercise regimen i'm following is as follows: 4 times a week, I get up at 5 am.  I eat 8 ounces of Grapefruit juice and 1 peice of fruit, usually a banana. This is approximately 3...
Posted by Scott Jorgenson on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:02:00 PST