Sanity is in the eye of the beholder...I think I'm going blind...
There's a song between the lines of all this pain...and I'm getting all of it down...
Anyone who takes themselves too seriously honestly scares the crap out of me...
...another thing that scares the crap out of me...anyone who takes ME too seriously...HA
QUOTES AND OTHER RANDOM POO THAT MAKE ME GIGGLE:
DICK IN A BOX...I get ta gigglin' every time I hear that freakin' song
What's today?....October! No, something else...NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!
I.........am NOT a twat!!!!!
I Attract Excellence
Sir...is your name Ron "Tater Salad" White??
He called the shit POOP!!!
That was a part time good idea!!
Ellen honey, I'll be honest with you...I love Jesus, but I drink a little...
When a relationship goes bad...then it's a relationshit...
60% of the time, it works every time...
Where am I going...and why am I in this handbasket???
What's 2 + 2?......JELL-O!
I wanna rock your name on my t-shirt....
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!
Their hearts are full of greed & they have doo-doo in their souls!
Jot me down on your to do list....
You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop...
Crack is indeed Whack, Ms. Houston...
I hope you got a big trunk...cuz I'm puttin' my bike in it...
Bad influence, in a cute package
Singer/Songwriter...Future Star :)
