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Matt

About Me

Hi there. I'm Matt Neal. I'm a Senior Acting Student at Wright State University. Originally from Cincinnati, Matt has spent the last three years with his close friends earning a BFA by playing freeze tag and experimenting with various Laban energies. His current favorite is the "Press." When he is not furthering or whoring his craft, he enjoys spening time with his lovely lady Gab, Londoning with his fellow Gents, and trying a variety of spicy sauces. He hopes to one day finish his education while earning money in the food industry, and then moving on to one day become an Artistic Director for at least a mediocre theatre. There he can put fellow artists in compromising and uncomfortable positions finally without getting in trouble for it. He would like to put the cherry on top by dying in his sleep comfortably in his home and hopefully be reincarnated as a packet of Chick Fil A spicy sauce so that he may eat himself over and over again forever. I'm so lonely.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Geoffrey Rush, Anthony Warlow, Stella, Shuler Hensley(again), Robin Williams, Ralph Fiennes, Dave Matthews, Dave Matthew's Band, Bruce Cromer, Chris Ferguson, Phil Gordon, Mel Brooks, Larry David, Adam Rihacek.

My Blog

I'm not gonna lie...

I don't like a lot of people. I'm not kidding. There's just a lot of people I don't like. Just because your dad didn't love you is no reason to go around and act like a complete moron. Jeepers. I jus...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 23:16:00 GMT

A note from November Burton

So I was in my room watching the Patriot today when I got a call on my cell phone. The personalized ring rang throughout the room. A high G# echoed off the walls. It was my good friend November Burton...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 22:26:00 GMT

MOUNTAIN MADNESS

If I could go back in time I would do three things. Let's get in my dolorian and see what they are. A. I'd like to be there at the signing of the Decleration of Independence. So I could walk right up ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 22:17:00 GMT

BIG ASS FORK MONTANA

Go get a map. I mean it, go get a map of the USA. Don't go and grab one from your car or google it...get your ass in your car and drive to a gas station and buy a map. Back? Get it? Good. Now find Mon...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 16:31:00 GMT

My wishes for the genie

A lot of things go in life unsaid...Everyone talks about what they want...or hope...or hope what might happen to someone else...but never vice versa...wait that's not true at all...But let's list em' ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:41:00 GMT

Hold me...

Ok...So here I am in the ol' Bible class and I really have to piss. And fart...but if I let it go the pee is going to come out too. And I just don't know how forceful this gas is going to be because m...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:13:00 GMT

I just ate an entire turkey.

That's right. Don't ask me how, or why, or when. Don't ask me anything in fact. Just know it. I won the Whole Turkey Raffle in the Hangar today and well, I just can't let half a turkey sit on the tabl...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:49:00 GMT

Nnnoooo one...

So just another day today. Woke up at dawn to read the morning gazetta while peeting a hot cup of chai. Made myself a breakfast of eggiweggs and bursting sauasages and consumed them with furvor. Then ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 15:01:00 GMT

*Peeks coyly from behind curtain.*

So I just refuse to use this here blog to record the events of my life for all to read. Sue me if that's rash, or if I have a rash but...well just sue me. Rather I shall record events that I wish occu...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 21:13:00 GMT