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..The Rooster is the Don Quixote of the Chinese cycle. It is the intrepid hero who needs to keep its feet firmly on the ground. In order to survive, it's the most eccentric and misunderstood of all the signs. From the outside, we see aggression and self-confidence but deep down, he or she is conservative and old-fashioned. Those born in the Year of the Rooster, especially men, will be attractive, even really handsome. They are proud of their fine feathers and carry themselves well. You'll never see a listless Rooster. They are very dignified and even the most timid of the Rooster family will be elegant and will be noticed wherever he or she goes. There are different types of Rooster: chatty ones and solemn observers. It's difficult to deal with both. The Rooster has many noticeable qualities and is shrewd, attractive, precise, organized, decisive, honest, on the ball and very frank. But he or she can also be brutally critical. Never ask a Rooster for his or her honest opinion as you may never get over the trauma! Roosters love discussing and debating (to show just how intelligent they are) and sometimes don't respect others as they ought to. When someone ruffles the Rooster's feathers, he or she becomes intolerable. Roosters are not cut out for diplomacy, so situations which demand tact, delicacy and discretion are difficult for them. They go around trying to convince others to think their way, with the zeal of a missionary. A showy type, the Rooster loves being the center of attention. He or she has an imposing personality and could work in a career in the public eye. Cheerful, lively and amusing, the magnificent Rooster never misses a chance to list his adventures and feats. Eloquent, Roosters have good verbal and written communication skills and are prepared to talk on any topic. If you want to challenge the Rooster to discuss a controversial topic, be ready for a long, hard battle…the Rooster is extraordinarily resistant.THAT'S ME!!!

My Blog

life is a gift

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.He's always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would m...
Posted by Susan on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together, she startstalkingabout this new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited sheg...
Posted by Susan on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:30:00 PST

Signs

VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please....
Posted by Susan on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

Men and Woman

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFASTShe's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.  Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the c...
Posted by Susan on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST

Questions to Ponder

Questions to Ponder   Can you cry under water?   How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?   Why do you h...
Posted by Susan on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

cussing 101

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "you know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST

Car Alarm

  What a great idea...especially for women alone!  Share this with all your friends! Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a securi...
Posted by Susan on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST

The good, the bad, and the Ugly

Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your son ...
Posted by Susan on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:18:00 PST

Men are happier people

Men Are Just Happier PeopleWhat do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You...
Posted by Susan on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:38:00 PST

Koala and Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint>>>> when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,>>>> "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?">>>> The koala says:>>>> "Smoking a joint, come up...
Posted by Susan on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:32:00 PST