From the 'I Carried a Watermelon' File |
'I carried a watermelon.'~ Baby, "Dirty Dancing" I have an above average I.Q. At least I did at age six when my mother had me tested. I wasn't Mensa material, but I landed somewhere a few standard de...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:42:00 GMT |
The Alter of the Gods |
I threw myself on the alter of the Rum gods last night. Five hours and four rums later I was in love with a certain Bahamanian vanilla rum and drunk off my ass. Those Rum gods are clever, they are. "H...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jun 2010 07:12:00 GMT |
'Show Me' |
There's a point when you will your mind to stop thinking. And that's right about when she says, 'show me'. I'll show you alright, just give me a quick sec to shut off my brain and all the things I cou...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:01:00 GMT |
Playing Favorites |
I am probably the friendliest anti-social person anyone will ever meet. I'm friendly because I'm nice and because it's just easier. And because I honestly like people. Not all people, but most people....
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:47:00 GMT |
Crossing Paths |
I've had far too much to drink for a Sunday afternoon. I got drunk at a six year old's birthday party, which as I think about it, really sounds like an opening line from an AA Meeting. It wasn't like ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jun 2010 16:11:00 GMT |
Dragonflies, Butterflies, and Too Much Analysis |
The dragonfly tells me that things are not always as they seem. And there were a zillion of them yesterday. Butterflies, too. The butterfly tells me that change is coming. Transformation, really. I'm ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jun 2010 10:18:00 GMT |
In Silence |
My world is quiet like the moments just before sunrise when everyone whispers for fear of waking the day too early. I exist in silence. I come and go, go and come. No one takes notice, says hello, or...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:02:00 GMT |
Ridiculously Long |
I felt the wind blow through my hair today. While this may be a very ordinary occurrence for most people, it certainly wasn't for me. I have worn my hair ridiculously short for the majority of my life...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:33:00 GMT |
Dizzy |
YOU make me dizzy in my head - running too far... running too fast... too much sugar... too much rum... too much champaign... too much caffeine... too little sleep... getting up too early... hard math...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jun 2010 18:40:00 GMT |
Why Fuck Nuts Get the Girl |
I believe that there comes a point in everyone's life when they want to scream loudly and incredulously, "YOU CHOSE HER?!?!?!" Well, if not 'in everyone's life', there sure came a point in mine. And I...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:13:00 GMT |
